The Instagram page known as ‘Les Gens Dans Le Métro’ (‘People in the Metro’) captures the quirkiest moments encountered by Parisians during their subway commutes. Here, we’ve gathered a selection of amusing and peculiar snapshots to delight you. Take a look below to explore them.
Dressed for the wrong century, it seems.
Ever heard of wearing casual for your commute? I don’t think this pair have. They seem dressed for a fashion show, or like they’re fleeing a war. Love the hats, though.
Some dogs are travel-sized for a reason, I guess
The perks of having a small dog means they can come along rides on the metro with you. Just make sure you have a comfy enough carrier. This dog seems to be hanging in just fine..
“What is it, Timmy?”
“You bred raptors?”, you might say. But fear not, this one’s just a baby. I will say, as cute as Blue is in the new Jurassic World films, I do miss the old, brown 1993 raptors myself.
Gotta show the passengers what they can’t do
When the workout equipment at home ain’t enough, you’ve just got to stretch wherever you can. Even it it means doing it in front of everyone on the metro, apparently.
There he is
Seems like this metro is where lost things are found. Now, we should leave Waldo alone. He’s got a train to catch.
Period fashion seems to be a theme on this metro
First, we saw the button-down coat couple that looked like they were fleeing a war. Well, our Victorian era noblewoman seems to have joined the fray.
When the shepherd doesn’t show up, you gotta take matters into your own hands
At least if anyone needs to count sheep to nap on the ride, they won’t have to imagine anything. Is there no sheepdog, though?
Product placement, much?
I love the kick of some spicy chips, and spicy Pringles do sound right up my alley. But I can’t say I like them enough to endorse them, props to the pants here though.
The Batmobile blew its fuel pump, I see
Batman must have done a fine job with the criminals in Gotham if he feels comfortable enough to take the commute. That, or the Batmobile won’t start up.
It’s not easy being famous
When your face is plastered over the wall of the subway, it’s hard not to gloat a little bit. Yeah, your friend may have gotten a date or a promotion, but they wish they had this level of fame.
Can’t get much more French than this
This man really lives up to the stereotype of French people being fancy. He’s just missing a cigar and a black and white filter.
A king’s got to have a throne
When you just have to let everyone on the train know you’re the boss, you’ve got to bring a throne. Ain’t no one’s gonna make you give up your seat now.
We get it, you do pull-ups
Way to flex that upper body strength. Let those other passengers know your deltoids and biceps are in great shape.
What’s he planning to make with that
There’s a “Say cheese” joke in here. I wonder if he’s got a friend carrying some slices of ham and bread too.
We’re all a little dead inside.
No one feels very alive on their commute. So I’m not surprised to see death himself joining for the ride. Though I wonder where his stop is.
Any guesses on where they’re going?
Whichever beach she’s headed to, I can imagine the wait is killing her. Must be a darn great beach to take the commute already in your beach gear.
He’s here to wrap things up
Seems like he got new clothes but forgot to take them out of the parcel packaging. Wherever he’s headed, I hope he wraps it up quickly.
Oof, that’s rough, buddy
I could spend the next few sentences talking about the person who got rejected, but instead I want to point out: this would make one hell of an album cover, don’t you think?
She’s trying to brighten up our day
Who wouldn’t want to have a lamp this size? You could read your favorite books in the middle of the night, and probably keep all your neighbors up too with how bright it must be.
Someone really likes silver
Either they’re making a fashion statement, or they’re really afraid of werewolves. What can’t you find at this metro station?
I thought the French stopped doing this in 1977
Our pal’s lost his head. Knowing what this station is like, I don’t doubt someone’s gonna find it and carry it along on their next commute.
And another photo that looks like an album cover
Look how this is framed. Subject in the center, rule of thirds and everything. The big, “PASTEUR” sign in tiles, directly above his head where the viewer will scan with their eyes. You couldn’t ask for a more perfect shot if you tried.
Someone tell Darwin
Back in the Devonian, fish learned to walk. Now they’ve learned to commute too. Someone put a stop to this nonsense.
On Halloween, please be considerate of any skeletons that might commute with you.
You have skeletons in your closet? Please. Some people are bold enough to take those skeletons out on the commute. Grow some backbone…get it?
Of course it’s a BMW
I’ve heard BMW’s have a bit of a reputation for being unreliable. But for one to try and take the train? That’s just shameless.
Couple goals indeed
Everyone’s got their own long-term couple plans. But if our love won’t have us looking like this when we’re over 70, then what’s the point?
Ma’am, just who are you trying to impress?
That’s some darn impressive flexibility and arm strength, but I’m not sure I’d appreciate someone’s crotch in my face while I’m riding on the metro.
He’s not even the first person this list to do this
Seems like the French love to bring their own seating. We saw a nice, cushioned, wooden seat earlier on the list. This guy opted for a folding chair and a study desk.
Maybe he plans to use it a snorkel in case something bad happens
Meanwhile, there’s probably a company somewhere wondering why one of their air-vent sections is missing. At least it’s going to good use…..sorta?
I don’t remember this character from Ted
What’s an elephant got to think about on the commute? Maybe get a little depressed at being endangered?
This metro’s pretty lenient with people, huh
This metro’s passengers seem to love bringing their own seating. Some have even taken it a step further and brought a mattress. Might wanna put some sheets on that, I will say.
This is pretty tame compared to the rest of this slideshow
Those are some pretty funky-looking boots. I’m sure they’d elicit a stronger reaction from us if they weren’t preceded by all the wacky nonsense we previously saw.
If only prayer made the commute go faster
Patience is a virtue, and these two might have to remember the vows they took if I’m correct and they’re getting impatient. Don’t worry, I’m sure god more than understands the short delay in you spreading his word.
Someone doesn’t want to be recognized
Doesn’t look like he’s planning anything suspicious, though. Seems like he just wants some privacy while he naps. Understandable.
Everyone on this metro is so unhinged
When they say “publicly accessible” medical records, this isn’t really what they mean. But you know, I don’t think you’re gonna let us stop you.
Please SHARE this with your friends and family.
