Silence is the most deafening kind of sound. All of us, in some way or another, have experienced this kind of sound. It’s the moments you go back to and question, “What the hell was I thinking?” so many times that you remind yourself how aloof the entire thing was. The bitter bug of nostalgia bites you every time your mind wanders back to it.
Some of us can come back from innocent misinterpretations, while others, I’m not so sure ever want to show their faces again. The next 35 exchanges are so awkward that you might want to look away. We encourage you to keep reading though! It’s good to realize that we’ve all had our moments wearing our symbolic dunce hat and can at least laugh about it looking back…again, at least SOME of us can.
1) Separation Anxiety
I broke up with my girlfriend at a restaurant and she started crying, everyone thought i had proposed so they started clapping…
— Xolani (@Nxoyii) September 29, 2017
2) Amen To You
my lab partner said “hi i’m christian” and i said “hi i’m muslim”
christian is his NAME
— n. sahar (@sahar_bear) September 17, 2020
3) Pass The Gas
4) Muffin Mistake
I saw a girl carrying a hamster so I asked if I could pet it but it was actually a muffin so I'm on my way to jump of a cliff now
— Hannah Durant (@hdurant) April 18, 2017
5) Love Is All You Need
6) Switcheroo Sub
7) Hold Me Baby
Meant to say “hold on for a second” and “give me a minute” to a customer and it came out as “hold me for a second” what a monday
— Lucas (@leelucascarrie) August 26, 2019
8) Stating The Obvious
9) Woof You Help Me?
10) Mind Your Business
13) Accidental Message
Accidentally just replied to a boy I fancy off my HAMSTERS Instagram account goodnight
— KT (@Kateleeex) September 1, 2020