Itโs much nicer to work in an office environment when people have a good sense of humor. Of course, thatโs different when they use it to justify bad behavior (like stealing your food out of the fridge).
Still, we could all use a good laugh in the workplace from time to time and these co-workers really took their sarcastic sense of humor to the next level by printing it out for all to see.
Check out these 35 hilarious and snarky notes left around offices. Would you want to work with these folks?
1. โForever In The Friend Zoneโ
Have you ever considered to date a food can? Theyโre notoriously hard to impress. Chances are youโre going to stay in the friend zone too, just like the person who wrote this note.
2. Donโt disturb wildlife
Itโs never a good idea to scare animals in their natural habitat. The ecosystem is a very fragile thing, after all.
3. โMicrowave At Work Died. I Made A Noteโ
Weโre kind of surprised that this person had to make a note to inform everyone that the microwave died. Sometimes you need to spell everything out for people to get the message across.
4. โThese Are Even Printed On A Post-Itโ
For those of you who havenโt been acquainted with the subtle art of trolling, this is how you do it. Watch and learn.
5. Beware, thief!
In case the thief didnโt know what oxy powder is, heโll find out the harder way. They wonโt know what hit them when oxy powder starts to work its magic.
6. No fancy fonts!
Ouch, that was just savage. We wonder if there was a nicer way to say you donโt use fancy fonts at work.
7. โThe People In My Office Just Couldnโt Help Themselvesโ
โWho touched my mug?โ โWe all did.โ When something like this happens, all you can do is to join in the laughter.
8. โCase Of The Mondays? At Least You Donโt Work With These Peopleโ
Itโs OK. We all lick our pens at the office and we arenโt even aware of it. Starting at the screen and licking your pen absentmindedly is an established office routine.
9. โThe Office Philosopherโ
We all need a crash course in philosophy to be able to grasp the true meaning of life. Whoever put this note has clearly discovered it.
10. โLeave The Office For 10 Minsโ
Reading this note reminds us of the song โFadedโ. โWhere are you now?โ โWere you only imaginary?โ
11. It rhymes with blink
Well, this is a bit creepy. Thatโs definitively not wicked tuna on the note. Wicked tuna wouldnโt go down without a fight.
12. โThese Are Posted On My Officeโs Fridgeโ
Sometimes itโs better not to tempt your colleagues with notes such as this. It only motivates them to succumb to their baser instincts.
13. โApparently Debbie Has A Bit Of Bad Reputation Around The Office Refrigeratorโ
Debbie, you should definitively think more about the environment before wasting so much paper again. We hope the office has a proper paper recycling service.
14. The war of the notes
Nobody knows who won this war of the notes but the casualties were numerous. Letโs have a moment of silence for all the paper soldiers fallen in the war.
15. โOffice Ice Machine Breaks Down, Post-it Drama Ensuesโ
Passive-aggressive attitude rarely leads anywhere, that much we can agree with. The ideal solution would be to fix the ice machine and problem solved.
16. Daves 4 Life
All Daves have been born under a lucky star. Is there something better than free green tea for life?
17. โHousekeeping At My Friendโs Office Missed A Dead Cricket. It Has Since Snowballed Into A Full-On Memorialโ
Who wouldnโt miss a cricket who used to bring joy into the office with its music? Mr. Cricket will be sorely missed.
18. โFound This On The Fridge At Work. Iโm Pretty Concerned For A Fellow Coworkerโ
Mouth sores are no reason for concern. Itโs not like someone has cursed you, right?
19. โGot A New Job Last Week. This Is The Leaving Cake I Made For The Office On My Last Dayโ
They say you donโt know what you have until itโs gone. We can see that itโs not only empty talk but a fact of life.
20. Donโt be spoiled
Nobody likes a spoiled brat. On the other hand, everybody likes spoiled milk because itโs so cool.
21. Large Jobs
Jobs for everyone! Please print your Jobs as large as you want him to be.
22. โPossible Troll In The Office?โ
Itโs never a good idea to raise the alarm at the office without a good reason. Who can blame whoever left this note for feeling alarmed?
23. โThe Office Fridge Todayโ
The number one rule when it comes to eating healthy is a diverse diet. One simply canโt survive on 0% percent yogurt and hot dogs.
24. โMy Response To Google Cloud Print Complainsโ
Please be patient, one day you too will find the right guy. Just smile and stop trying to find him.
25. โThis Is What Happens When People Submit Passive-Aggressive Office Memos Where I Workโ
Itโs never too late to say sorry. Now not only the newsroom will smell like day-old ketchup but so will the paper sheets.
26. Ants love donuts too
Someone likes Archer references too much. Be that as it may, theyโre right, the office will soon be crawling with ants if the employees donโt stop leaving donuts inside.
27. โThe First Thing I Noticed About My Dadโs Officeโ
If you never experienced whatโs it like to work in an explosive atmosphere, hereโs a good example of it. Just one tiny mistake might trigger a disaster.
28. โA Touching Gesture From My Company After 9 Years Of Employment Came To An Endโ
Isnโt it heartwarming to know your co-employees appreciate you? We all know the answer but sadly, this guy didnโt have the fortune of being appreciated by his colleagues. At least they got him the cake, that has to count for something.
29. Brutal but honest
When you write a note like this you surely must be a proponent of anarchy, or youโre simply too hungry to care. For some reason, we prefer the former.
30. โSomeone Ate My Co-Workers Chocolate Dipped Strawberries. My Co-Worker Left A Note And The Thief Did Tooโ
Forbidden fruit tastes sweet and so does stolen chocolate. Just because you steal someoneโs chocolate doesnโt mean you donโt want it to be organic. The thief may be picky but they take care of their diet.
31. โMicrowave At The Office Is Out Of Order & I Work With Artists/Comediansโ
Itโs human nature to try and do something after you specifically told them not to. Even if it may mean blowing yourself and the entire office to kingdom come.
32. โThree Of My Professors Share An Office. This Was Just Put Up On Their Doorโ
Three professors in one office, that must be so confusing. Enter the office at your peril.
33. โWhen You Leave A Note In An Office Full Of Editorsโ
Who doesnโt like being reminded their spelling and grammar sucks? Itโs disrespectful to those who have to read it, isnโt it?
34. โI Work At A Cut-Throat Officeโ
We just canโt believe they mean business if they had to be reminded to leave a ransom note. We think itโs best to leave it to professionals.
35. โAs A Worker In An It Office, It Is Sad This Had To Be Doneโ
Itโs been five days and it must already feel so boring and lifeless at the office. Let it go, just let it go.
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