35+ Ridiculous Items Of Clothing That We Can't Believe Are Actually For Sale

Fashion trends seem to change every five seconds — how can anyone possibly keep up? Sometimes, though, it’s hard to decipher between a fashion trend or just a completely horrible idea.

These 50 clothing items are the strangest, most bizarre pieces that are actually for sale right now.

And we can’t believe people are actually buying this stuff.

1) Teddy Overload

Cute or chaotic? Take cuddling to a whole new level in this teddy bear jacket. We’re not sure who designed this piece, but they sure were creative.

2) Separable Pants

Tight on funds? Save money by purchasing this detachable design. Go from jeans to shorts in an instant with these separable pants.

3) Danger Zone

Seriously?! This is a little too crude. But hey, at least you were warned!

4) Mega Scarf Dress

This is what they’re calling a “scarf dress.” Not exactly sure how you’re supposed to do anything in this look, but some people are going for it. There aren’t even arm holes!

5) Blood Splattered Suit

Halloween has come and gone, but some people like to live out the holiday all year long. Check out this horrific suit. Personally, I wouldn’t suggest wearing this at your wedding.

6) Canvas Clothing

Talk about sustainable fashion choices. Why not wear a canvas bag as clothing, right? This look is for those who love to indulge in fashion risks.

7) High Waters

What on God’s green earth is happening here? This look is taking the concept of high waters to a whole new level. How…interesting.

8) Hairy Feet Slippers

Hairy feet? Check. Fungus toenails? Check. These hairy feet slippers are on top of everyone’s Christmas list, am I right?

9) Body Bow

Look like a present in this holiday-inspired look. Although, it does seem a bit impractical. One pull, and you’re completely unraveled.

10) Feathered Jeans

The feathered look was popular in the 70’s, but not as much today. This unique denim is sure to turn heads. Keep calm and feather on!

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Awesome Inventions

11) Lifted Leggings

You can’t be serious with this! Stay uplifted in these “enhanced” leggings. Oh, bless this mess.

12) Umbrella Jacket

They’re calling this the “umbrella jacket.” However, the question still remains as to how this piece covers your arms.

13) Grass Flip Flops

Grass flip flops may be for some, but just looking at these already makes me start to itch. Beware of grass stains!

14) Sexy Frog

Getting ready for a night out? Opt for this sexy frog shirt… or not.

15) Duel Denim

And the denim saga continues. This pair of jeans are likely to confuse many. All in the name of fashion, right?

16) Nude Bodysuit

This nude bodysuit is thin, transparent, and probably not the best option going into the winter season.

17) Meat Mayhem

Look like a piece of meat, literally, in this raw meat sweatshirt. This item is not recommended for vegetarians.

18) Can’t Touch This

Giving off some questionable vibes, these pants are definitely one of a kind. At least they come in a range of colors.

19) Going To Extreme Lengths

All models want to look tall, but this look is taking elongation to a whole new level. I wonder what happens when you have to wash your hands. Good luck.

20) Sandals or Sneakers?

And then this happened. Two of the ugliest kinds of shoes have made a love child and it’s awful.

21) Party Pants

Name the event or situation in which you would wear these. I’ll wait..

22) Pizza Dress

Look like your favorite food in this pepperoni pizza dress. The only place this could be appropriate is a pizza party.

23) Business Casual

Pinstripes or denim? Both I guess. Redefining business casual, this look is downright confusing.

24) Sweatpants In 2018

Rihanna designed these interesting sweatpants. And although she’s a fashion icon, she may be using her influence to mess with us at this point.

25) Patent Heels

That’s right, these two shoes are attached together. And the cherry on top? They’re $1,190!

26) Need A Hug?

All hands on deck in this bold winter look. Some may call this creepy, and I have to agree with them.

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Not Just A Label

27) Full Transparency

We all enjoy full transparency, but not when it comes to our pants. If you opt for this look, ensure you’re wearing the proper undergarments.

28) Feeling Fishy

Fish frenzy! These shoes are sure to turn heads, or get a laugh, out of your fishy friends.

29) Jean Skirt

We’re all familiar with jean skirts, but not quite this kind. This designer may have been a bit confused with creating this piece.

30) Ice Cube Vest

Chill out! Keep it cool in this ice cube vest. With removable panels, this ridiculous vest can hold nearly 100 ice cubes.

31) Boots With The Fur

Yet another interesting shoe trend has hit the market, giving fur boots an entirely new look. This style is far from chic.

32) Christmas Cheer

I don’t even know where to start. Christmas sweaters have always been a holiday staple, but this one is just too much. Nice try!

33) Hole-y Moley

This look is sure to give some awkward tan lines. Plus, if you bought it from a website called ‘I Love Ugly,’ then the odds are probably not in your favor. Hole-y, moley!

34) Psychedelic Dreams

Cool or crazy? Have your childhood dreams come to life in these psychedelic sneakers.

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Binghamton Homepage

35) Picnic Pants

They’re calling these “picnic pants,” as you can eat your meal on the go anytime, anywhere. Interesting concept but the execution and practicality of this item seems a bit odd.

36) Don’t Forget Your Goggles

This hooded puffer with goggles is truly one of a kind. It could work on the snow slopes, but otherwise, it doesn’t make much sense. Wild!

37) Muddy Buddy

Want to look like you’ve been rolling around in the mud all day? For just $425 you can! Fun fact? These are actually sold out right now.

38) For The Die-Hard Fans

Fan-tastic? Commemorate your favorite sports team by rocking this shirt, that looks like a suit. Oh for the love of the game.

39) Cold Shoulder

Give off the cold shoulder, quite literally, in this cut-out, denim jacket. This doesn’t seem very functional.

40) Not Your Average Turtleneck

Want to appear to be wearing a turtleneck, but not really wear one? Choose this look. Only problem is, you basically can never take your jacket off if you’re wearing this.

41) Distressed Denim

Distressed denim at its finest! Now, this does not seem practical by any means. And, if the website that’s selling the item labels it as “weird,” then that should most definitely tell buyers something.

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Weird S*** You Can Buy

42) Tis The Season

You never know what the holidays are going to bring about. Take a look at this cheeky holiday sweater, with complementary fake tattoos of course.

43) Knee Pads

Keep it clear, but cover your knees…makes a ton of sense, doesn’t it? All in the name of fashion.

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Evening Express

44) Fried Chicken Fantasy

Represent your favorite food, but this time, it’s fried chicken. This is every person’s dream, right? The colonel would be so proud.

45) High Fashion

A button-up shirt awkwardly sewed to a regular t-shirt. It’s called fashion people, get a clue!

46) Denim Sandals

Denim sandal shoes — yes, this has actually happened. You may even need a belt to keep them up.

47) Hand Warmers

Feeling blue? Keep hands astonishingly warm in this impractical outfit. Insane!

28) Merman Leggings

Merman leggings are, in fact, a thing. Have your man look like he’s under the sea in this ridiculous apparel. Nice look, bro!

49) Hang On Tight

Keep it cinched with this interlocking look. This designer has truly redefined reconstructed denim.

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Opening Ceremony

50) Hairy Is Scary

Yes, this hoodie is actually for sale. Hairy and scary, I really don’t know who would want to wear this!

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