OP works providing massages, and ran into this client who made it pretty clear they didn’t take them or their profession seriously. Why even come here then? Might as well have drawn a house and a sunset on the paper while you were at it.

Your house just burnt down, and your neighbor complains that it looks ugly. You know what’s more ugly? Your personality. I sure hope your house doesn’t burn down too.

Jim here wants a vet to look after his puppy, but get this: he wants people to contact their vets, and have them contact him. He must fancy himself quite the important person to ask this unironically.

This person quadruple parked on multiple disabled parking spaces. Just make as many other peoples’ days as miserable as possible, right? Maybe they’ve got a mental handicap and that’s what this is all about.

Airpods are expensive and a very unwanted “upgrade” from conventional headphones, but just because you don’t wanna use them doesn’t mean you shouldn’t use anything at all. Maybe this family’s better off getting Androids.

Delusions of grandeur are one thing, but expecting folks to partake in yours is where the line is crossed. Buddy, if you can’t afford to buy a Ferrari, you probably can’t afford to maintain one either.

Phones at concerts get on a lot of people’s nerves, and for good reason. They’re great for capturing the memory of seeing your favorite performers, but man are they annoying to have blocking your view.

I always struggled to find the appeal in blasting my music to everyone. Nobody needs to hear what I’m listening to, and disturbing their peace to make some kind of point is pretty narcissistic, isn’t it?

This man’s got speakers on the back of his truck so he can blast his music to everyone on the road. Someone should tell these people about Spotify playlists so they can share their music with people without being obnoxious.

This woman was late to her flight, and decided to be a drama queen and lay down on the floor to make it a bigger problem. Lady, just arrive on-time next time. Jeez.

PSA: Don’t throw dish soap into the fountain. It’s not funny, there’s consequences, and other people have to suffer your consequences. Don’t be like this.

That’s not a shipping container you’re seeing in that yard. That’s a hot tub. This neighbor had OP sign off on a form so they could install it, and neglected to mention that it was this big.

OP’s neighbors use the common hallway as a place to leave strollers they don’t want to lug up the stairs. Talk about being a bad example to your kids, right?

We all hate the trip back to the car when we’ve got store items to carry, but driving your car into the store so you don’t have to do it? It takes a special kind of inconsiderate to do that.

There’s people out there who really live every day like they’re the main character, and it helps that they’re confident enough to boast about it on their socials. You’re not that cool, dude.

You know why most women don’t feel safe around men anymore? Cause of guys like this. That’s quite the stunt to pull just for views.

Bike tricks are pretty darn impressive enough to see. A wheelie and a bunny hop will already get you the views and the praise you want. You don’t need to risk your life and other people’s safety for it.

There’s always one guy who’s obsessed with being bigger than everyone else, isn’t there? I don’t think anyone’s going to appreciate your sombrero bumping into them.

Coming back to people being publicly obnoxious for views, there’s this guy driving a Go Kart inside store premises. I hope he got banned from his Walmart.

Bringing a monkey into a grocery store is a safety risk already, and it’s also a little bit cruel. Monkeys are not pets, and most certainly not ones you should bring into public spaces.

There’s a reason that proposing at another person’s wedding is a huge no-no, and though this one’s not quite as bad, it hits all the same wrong notes – albeit on a smaller scale.

If you’re this demanding about how to prepare the food, maybe you should just make it yourself. Restaurant staff have their plates full already (no pun intended), and they most certainly don’t need you making their job harder.

Shameless self-promotion is embarrassing enough, but taking time to announce how attractive and cool you are during your mom’s surgery is pretty low.

We can all relate to hating cramped public spaces, but I’d never go as far as to wear something as obnoxious as this – and I doubt most people would. Seems like a surefire way to get everyone to hate you.

Cheaters aren’t too rare, but at least most of them try to be inconspicuous when they cheat. I can’t say the same for this girl, who waltzed right onto the bowling lane to try and get an easy strike. The funniest part is she still lost.

Disrupting traffic and ongoing vehicles for laughs isn’t funny, no matter how many people do it. This Spider-Man wannabe learned his lesson after his web-swinging attempt got him a mild concussion on this metal post.

Imagine having your coworker be out of the state and unable to work, and they don’t even tell you until 18 minutes before their shift starts. Hoo boy, someone’s asking to get fired.

The kids of this generation already have it rough as is, and you wanna brag about how you’re making it even harder? What a red flag to anyone who sees your license plate.

He’s trying to scorch everyone’s retinas while he checks is Facebook. That or he legitimately just doesn’t have a clue how to adjust the screen brightness.

This couple wanted the guy next to them to switch seats, and did not like “no” for an answer. So they decided to be as obnoxious to him as possible, even earning the disapproval of the people seated behind them.