Keeping a marriage going can be serious business sometimes, but any seasoned wife can tell you that nothing accounts for a peaceable marriage more than a good sense of humor, and sometimes the burden of being hilarious falls on to wives! If you can make each other laugh and appreciate the rare-but-funny eccentricities of your significant other, you’ll be bound to bond more than you will be to break. When you think about the benefits of a good laugh….it makes sense.
When we laugh, we are actively combating all the wickedly stressful thoughts that are trying to rent space in our heads. Laughter is proven to stimulate the release of endorphins, which counteracts the cortisol (stress hormones) and increases our overall health. Not only that, but it increases your oxygen intake as well as your circulation, which helps us relax, improves our moods, and strengthens our immune systems.
When you think about it, it’s no wonder that people who laugh together tend to stay together. Our bodies instinctually gravitate to what makes us feel good. So, having a partner who’s willing to let her freak flag fly just to give you a good laugh may actually help you live longer. These women know the value of being funny and the life and longevity it can bring into a marriage. Here are 35+ hilarious wives who keep their marriages interesting, and that men secretly wish they married.
1. “My Wife Found A Way To Hide Her Candy”
Women and chocolate go together like cake and ice cream; the two were just made for each other. So, what is a chocolate loving female to do when her husband shares that particular love? She’s going to hide her chocolate. This hilarious wife decided that the best place to do that would be somewhere her husband would never venture to look; her tampon box! Unfortunately for her, his cravings were enough to make him think like her…
2. This Wife Takes A Humorous Approach To Her Husband’s Balls
When you’re married, you go through everything together, thick and thin. Sometimes life throws some awkward choices your way that can be pretty serious. That’s why it’s good to have a wife to make you laugh at even the weightier things in life. Like this wife who decided to leave her husband a hilarious, yet not-so-comforting, toothpaste drawing to remind her husband that it was the day of his vasectomy!
3. The Wife That Knows It’s Funny To Keep You On Your Toes
This wife loves her husband way too much to actually pull some of the warped things her brain comes up with to keep things interesting. Fortunately, she also knows it is still funny to tell him about all the things she
could do, but doesn’t out of love. She is smart enough to keep things fresh by coming up with clever ways to let her husband know he should always have his guard up.
4. This Wife Knows The Value Of An Opportunistic Strike, No Matter How Savage
Sometimes even if you aren’t trying to be witty or funny, an opportunity presents itself in the conversation for a hilarious comment, generally at the expense of the person you’re conversing with. More often than not, these lucky-strike opportunities involve something of a personal nature that will sting. No matter how brutal, though, you just gotta roll with it for the sake of laughing your ass off, which is exactly what this wife did.
5. A Wife That Knows How To Use TP To Get Her Message Across
Some wives know that in order to get their point across, it’s better to show than to tell. This wife had the hilarious idea to leave her husband a message where he would be sure to find it! The hand-drawn symbol may say “F@#$! You!”, but the two-ply toilet paper really says “I still love you, though.”
6. The Wife That Gets Her Vengeance Via Installation Art
If your wife asks you to empty out the diaper pail before you leave, you really should listen. Otherwise, you may be subject to finding yourself having to remove a particularly smelly form of sculpture from your bed before crawling in…and you
won’t want to cozy up there after you’ve done it, either. He will probably listen better next time, though.
7. There’s Nothing Quite Like A Wife Who Will Tell You How It Is
One way to keep things interesting over the course of your marriage is to maintain a healthy sense of humor regarding “who wears the pants” in the relationship. This lady has no qualms letting her husband know that
she’s the boss in their marriage. From the context of the messages, he was already well aware.
8. The Wife That Lets You Know How Special You Are On Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s day is often marketed as being more about swooning the woman in your life rather than celebrating and acknowledging
both participants in the marriage. This wife decided that her husband might need to know how valued he is in their marriage, and she found the perfect way to show him. She baked him a cake and put the words right in front of him. Oh, the love!
9. The Wife That Knows The Value Of A Game Of Dress-Up
Everyone knows that keeping it fresh in the bedroom plays a
BIG role in keeping a marriage happy. When your wife knows how to finely blend comedy with sexy, though, she’s taking it next level. If there were a trophy given out to wives that can bring laughter to the bedroom, this one would be taking it home for the win!
10. A Wife That Gives Her Husband Exactly What He Asks For
Few things are more important in any relationship than listening skills. Such a skill is even more important in being able to meet all of your partner’s needs in the marriage. This wife gets 5 gold stars for showing her husband how much she cares by picking him up a leaf blower when he said he wanted more blow-jobs! What a gem!
11. This Wife Who Takes Her Husband Literally
Some wives find it best to take their husbands at their word, literally. So, when this lady’s beau asked for “a little something to eat” for breakfast, she made sure he knew that she had heard him, loud and clear. Not wanting to overload her husband’s sensitive waistline, she listened to him faithfully and made him a little something.
12. The Wife That Can Really Empathize With Her Spouse
Sometimes it’s not enough to hear someone out and be sympathetic to their pain. After all, if you aren’t feeling something personally, you can’t
really understand what a person is going through. That’s what this wife realized when after going through the pain of bringing another person into the world via
her body, she finally realized how bad her husband had had it all those years when he caught a cold. Same thing, really.
13. The Wife That’s Willing To Change Her Behavior For Her Spouse
We all have little quirks to our personalities that are sometimes adorable, and at other times can really get on our husband’s nerves. Rather than being offended right away, it’s important to hear them out and see if there’s not some small change you could make that wouldn’t be burdensome and that will help put your spouse more at ease around you. This wife decided to be the bigger person when her husband mocked her OCD and decided not to stress so much over her urge to have everything match.
14. The Wife That Accommodates Her Husband’s Inabilities
While our spouses can be infuriating at times with their errant behavior, sometimes there’s just not a lot they can do about it. Like having good aim when they pee, for instance. Maybe their hands are shaky, or things are a little, er…short, in that department. Rather than getting angry and ridiculing him for his inability, she accommodates him by putting up a clear warning sign to others who may come after him, letting them know the situation just is what it is.
15. The Wife That Loves To Hack
Sometimes the best way to get a good laugh in with (or
at) the hubby is to just play a good old prank on him. That’s what this wife did when she hacked her husband’s phone to leave a heartfelt message about herself under his name on social media. Oh, and of course she added a period tracker so her husband could give her fair warning next time his period came around and the hormones get to rolling!
16. The Wife That’s Willing To Time Travel Just To Get A Good Rub In
Sometimes it’s just plain hilarious to trick your husband. It is especially funny when you can trick him with the obvious. So, when her husband asked for the phone number to their pharmacy, she decided to give a throwback verse from a popular ’80s tune. The poor chap trusted her and fell for it!
17. The Wife That Loves To Flirt
A lot has changed in the world of wooing your significant other. In a time of text messages and reverse camera phones, super sexy selfies are a must in the marriage. This awesome wife knows just how to keep things flirty by sending selfies to her husband that are clearly going to get him aroused throughout the day.
18. The Wife Willing To Go To Elaborate Lengths Just To Shock You
The art of surprise can be a tricky thing. Especially after you’ve been married to someone for a while, shocking them can be pretty hard to do once they’ve gotten to know you and your particular sense of humor. This wife makes sure to always keep her husband guessing what awaits him when he gets home, though. Like “am I going to come home to a skeleton watching other skeletons get it on in my office chair?” Well, ya never know!
19. The Wife That’s Willing To Wager
Sometimes betting against your husband can be a great way to have fun and compete with each other in a good-natured way. Be careful if your wife is willing to throw down on a wager, though. Some women find it too irresistibly funny to take you up on your bet and see you one further. Like this wife that proved she could not only shave her husband’s feet while he slept, but she could get a pedicure worked in, too!
20. The Wife That Gets Even Instead Of Angry
The ability to find humor in a situation that would normally upset you is something every person should try to hone. If you can
create humor from a situation (or stupid comment from your husband) though, then you are a mind-over-matter master! That’s what this wife is, who decided that instead of getting angry at her hubby for reducing her to a lunch-lady, she would get even with him the next time lunch rolled around.
21. The Wife That Turns Life’s Lemons Into Lemonade
Little things frustrate every person in this world. Unfortunately, it can be easy to take the small things that irritate us throughout the week, and direct our frustrations toward our husbands. We can all learn from this hilarious wife, who took her anger at the overabundance of pizza menus from the delivery guy and turned it into a beautiful work of art with a pointed statement, at the people who are
actually pissing her off.
22. A Wife That Gets Everyone In Traffic To Play A Prank On You
After you’ve been married a while, it can be tricky to get a good prank in on your spouse. In order to get around the small fact that they know the inner and outer workings of your devilish sense of humor, sometimes you have to convince other people to get in on the prank. Even better if they’re strangers. Take a number from this hilarious wife’s book, who got the entire morning traffic commute in on it just to get a good laugh at her husband!
23. “Once My Wife Said This, I Can’t Un-See It.”
Elaborate pranks aside, sometimes the best way to have a good laugh with your husband is to point out the obvious. There’s nothing like ruining his perception of a favorite TV show that will haunt him every time he watches it. That’s what this woman did when she pointed out the obvious subliminal message in the show
Gotham.
24. “My Wife Took This Picture And Has Been Sending It Out And Laughing About It For 3 Hours.”
Observant wives make the absolute best of companions in life. Think about all of the uniquely hilarious things you would miss out on in life if it weren’t for your wife that’s always there to point them out to you. Like this wife, who is so observant that she can even point out Mother Nature’s sense of humor!
25. “Asked My Wife To Get More Magnets For The Fridge With No Restrictions On What Kind”
Having a laugh or two throughout the day no matter how small can make all the difference in how the rest of your day goes. So, having a wife that brings humor into even the smallest of tasks will help the marriage thrive as you both catch the chuckles from her silly antics. Like this wife who turns even the mundane task of picking up magnets into something that will make you laugh every time you see it.
26. “My Wife (A Geologist) Purchased This For Me For My Birthday”
Sometimes, in order to keep the balance of power and equality in a marriage, you have to find creative, unabrasive ways of kicking your spouse off of their high-horse. This loving wife found a way to do that through comedy, and a birthday mug. A humorous but effective way of telling her husband that although he is smart, his knowledge is relative and he doesn’t know everything!
27. “My Wife Made Me A Passive Aggressive Flow Chart To Use Every Time I Get Hungry”
One of the easiest ways to maintain an easy going marriage is to keep it simple. Everything. Including how to determine if it’s appropriate for your husband to eat when you aren’t around. Rather than “nagging” about cleaning up after her husband’s messy meals, she created this flowchart for him that clearly helps him determine if it’s a good idea to make himself something to eat.
28. “Just Got This Lovely Anniversary Note From My Lovely Girlfriend”
It’s important to be open with one another in a relationship, especially if you’re considering marriage. Rather than avoiding talking about your spouse’s shortcomings, it’s good to acknowledge them directly and let your other half know that you are aware of their “flaws” and love them anyway. That’s what this hilarious girlfriend did for her man, and he has no doubt that her love is true!
29. “So My Wife Is Going Away For A Few Months. This Is How She Left Our Bed This Morning.”
In today’s rat-race of a world, more and more women are entering the working force and that means more and more of them are traveling. Sometimes they can be pulled away from their husbands for months at a time, but just because you aren’t there doesn’t mean they stop having “needs”. This amazing wonder-wife found a clever and hilarious way to make sure her husband had
all his needs met even while she was away!
30. “My Wife Has Been Trying Anything To Remind Me To Bring My Lunch To Work.”
One of the most fought-over subjects in a marriage is money, so it’s important to learn how to budget. For most people, that means taking lunch to work is key because eating out every day can take a heavy toll on that bank account. Unfortunately, when you’re in a mad dash for the morning commute it’s easy to forget to grab your lunch. This awesome wife found a way to fix that by getting her husband’s attention with something she knew he’d stop for before redirecting him to his lunch.
31. “My Wife Thinks I’m Stupid Too.”
Sometimes the hardest part about the work-week is dealing with waking up early and getting ready before you rush out the door. So, it’s helpful if you can find small ways to make it easier for your husband to get ready for work in the morning. Like this caring wife did, who came up with a creative way to help her husband quickly pick out an outfit for work.
32. “I Was Complaining About My Recent Cold So My Wife Made Me A Cake To Help Me ‘Feel Better'”
Marriage is all about finding a way to relate to one another and sympathize with them when they’re feeling down. However, it’s equally important to not indulge them too much, lest you want to enable them to continue feeling sorry for themselves. This creative wife found a way to bring balance by cheering her husband up with a cake that carried an enlightening message.
33. “My Wife Said This License Plate Made Her Think Of Me…”
With all of the errands, tasks, and events one is expected to endure throughout any given day of the week, it’s easy to forget to let your loved one know that they are never far from your mind. One way to do this is to send your husband small reminders that you’re thinking of him. This funny wife did exactly that when she saw a license plate that described her husband to a T!
34. “My Wife Found Out My Office Is Closing Down.”
Marriages will go through both great times and horrible ones. It’s important to stay positive, though, and make sure your man does, too. This clever wife gave her man her sympathies while giving 5 different options on how to cope. Notice that giving up on life
clearly wasn’t one of them!
35. “Valentines Gift From My Wife.”
Let’s face it, holidays anymore are all hype and fluff to get you to buy extravagant things for your spouse that you wouldn’t normally get them to make them feel “special”. In reality, though, there are a few basic things that are usually free of charge that can make us feel like we’re the most special person in the world. This giving wife knows what that thing is for her husband, and is making sure he knows it, too. How long do you think it will be before the bell cracks?
These hilarious wives prove that marriage can be a blast if you put in just a little creative effort and keep that sense of humor running strong. It’s no wonder that men secretly wished they married these women. After all, laughter is the key to a great wife! Er…life! Please SHARE this with your friends and family.
Keeping a marriage going can be serious business sometimes, but any seasoned wife can tell you that nothing accounts for a peaceable marriage more than a good sense of humor, and sometimes the burden of being hilarious falls on to wives! If you can make each other laugh and appreciate the rare-but-funny eccentricities of your significant other, you’ll be bound to bond more than you will be to break. When you think about the benefits of a good laugh….it makes sense.
When we laugh, we are actively combating all the wickedly stressful thoughts that are trying to rent space in our heads. Laughter is proven to stimulate the release of endorphins, which counteracts the cortisol (stress hormones) and increases our overall health. Not only that, but it increases your oxygen intake as well as your circulation, which helps us relax, improves our moods, and strengthens our immune systems.
When you think about it, it’s no wonder that people who laugh together tend to stay together. Our bodies instinctually gravitate to what makes us feel good. So, having a partner who’s willing to let her freak flag fly just to give you a good laugh may actually help you live longer. These women know the value of being funny and the life and longevity it can bring into a marriage. Here are 35+ hilarious wives who keep their marriages interesting, and that men secretly wish they married.
