Every relationship is unique in its own special ways. Still, there are lots of ways that marriages are alike.
Here are some of the funniest marriage tweets that we have come across.
If you’re married, you will probably be able to relate to them too!
Maybe you have even made one or two of your own.
#1 The Recycling Truck Just Left…
This one is especially funny if you’re constantly reminding your spouse to help with the chores. Maybe it is something your spouse is notorious about when it comes to forgetting, so you always end up asking. And we said we wouldn’t turn into our parents…
Many couples have the opportunity for romantic every single day. It could have turned into a sweet gesture, but this is just the way marriage is sometimes! Where have the rose petals and breakfast in bed gone?
It seems like your money is disappearing and like it’s hard to stay on budget when there are two of you in charge of spending. In reality, you might be spending your shared cash on something just a little ridiculous…
At the beginning of a relationship, cozying up is a dream come true. As things progress, you might just want to have the bed to yourself. At a minimum, you’re going to want your full half of the blanket.
Part of being married is being able to use each other’s stuff, right? This takes things to the next level because charging phones is pretty serious in some households! This could be grounds for divorce.
Some husbands aren’t always the best at grocery shopping or starting dinner. Hopefully, this guy was just joking around. He could have been serious though! Sometimes it’s hard to tell.
This is a pretty common occurrence in relationships. Maybe you’re guilty of saying you don’t want fries from a fast food restaurant and then eating all your spouse’s. We’ve all done it.
Plenty of spouses have turned down a show before becoming intrigued by it. It’s the husband’s or wife’s responsibility to catch the other up on what was missed. It’s like having (or being) a human version of Google.
This is how lots of women feel about their husband’s items all over the house. She was quick on her feet with this joke! But seriously, just get along. Separate storage spaces help. DIY them if you need to.
#10 I’ll See You in My Dreams
Maybe this has happened to you too. If so, it’s probably left your spouse quite confused about why you’re still mad. Maybe you can whisper in their ear while they’re sleeping and have the dream version of you enact your revenge.
#11 Technology – The Final Frontier
Next, the two of you have to decide when it’s fair to give the other person a turn with the charger. This may not end well for either of you! Why are half the chargers always missing??
#12 Are You Really Wearing That?
This is a pretty common conversation that spouses have with each other. Some men believe that it’s never going to end! Actually, the women might be thinking the same thing.
This wife is making sure that she follows through on the most important things in life. It’s too late to quit now! It’s also nice to have someone around the house to share the bottle with.
What would marriage be like without stupid jokes like these? Other than slightly less groan-worthy…
You can’t open the dishwasher if you’re not willing to put the clean dishes away. Keep saying that you thought they were dirty. Back away from the kitchen silently. No, wait, it’s too late! Just runnnn!!!
We don’t know what an InstaPot is either. Is it the instant version of a crockpot? Or something to make instant noodles in? What makes it so special?
#17 An Unintentionally Lazy Evening
Those relaxing, romantic evenings aren’t quite what they used to be. Sleep and little arguments usually end up winning! Add in indecisiveness and a touch of exhaustion and you have the perfect recipe for an evening of watching reruns.
This wife was pretty excited even though it wasn’t a surprise. Hopefully, her husband got home quickly! Even as adults, it seems like things take forever if they’re something we want. Bills, on the other hand, those always seem to come early.
This wife clearly has her priorities in check. Fries before guys, right? Seriously though, we hope he’s okay.
Spending too much time in the same house with someone can cause the smallest things to get on anyone’s nerves. Don’t forget to get out of the house and have fun, either separately or as a couple. Do it before someone dies over a stick of gum.
If she’s quiet, you’ll have no idea what she’s mad about. It’s a dangerous game! We’re not sure if there’s actually a way to win this one.
#22 There Was a Sale, Really
Revealing the cost of something can get you into all kinds of trouble. Your spouse doesn’t need to know, do they? But really, we don’t think everything you bought was genuinely on sale. You’re going to have to come clean at some point.
Your wife probably has one of everything that they sell at Target at this rate. That’s the point of shopping there! Remember, she probably got a good deal on it.
Who would have thought that such a thing actually existed? It’s amazing how many seemingly strange and absolutely pointless items your other half seems to need. Just keep in mind that some of your stuff is probably just as bizarre and pointless in their view.
#25 Put Down the Spray Bottle!
Some people like to make sure the house is always clean and tidy, which isn’t a bad thing. It might seem like the house needs to be perfect in every situation though! Make a rule: When there are flames, remember to put down the broom and run.
This is an awesome problem-solving strategy! It works for other garnishes and sides as well. Just think about it. If one of you is a vegetarian and the other is a carnivore, you could share a steak and salad at a restaurant and save on having to order a second plate of food.
#27 The Things We Panic Over
If only he had a matching backup gravy boat stored away in the shed behind the mower. Plan in advance to avert disasters!
#28 Space in the Bathroom
Understanding your wife’s beauty routine can be an inconvenience, but at least she will look good! Just find the one inch of remaining surface space in the bathroom to put your toothbrush and life will be golden.
Whoever said that marriage meant having to share the cookies? No one. Ever. Girl Scout cookies were not in the vows.
This can either turn into a war or a mystery. You’re either accusing each other or working together to find it. Only you can choose your fate.
#31 Blanket Battles, Round Two
Somehow, the battle of the blankets always returns. Good luck winning that one. We suggest having an emergency blanket stashed in arm’s reach for those nights when you’re too tired and cold to keep up the struggle.
#32 Wording is Everything
This guy has the right strategy. The complaining is back in order! Be careful when wording things. Some of us take it as a challenge.
Of course, this wife had to burst his bubble. Spouses are good for accountability purposes, though! They also might be helpful and eat the last Reese’s Egg, you know, to help save your health.
#34 When You Really Know the Other Person
This husband definitely knows the truth because of his prior grocery shopping experience. A long marriage is based on two things – learning from experience and learning from experience.
#35 Someone to Share Life With
The greatest couples know that the snacks are the best part of the entertainment. Plus, free shows are the way to go! It’s nice to have someone you can share things with, even if it’s the neighbors arguing.
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Every relationship is unique in its own special ways. Still, there are lots of ways that marriages are alike.
Here are some of the funniest marriage tweets that we have come across.
If you’re married, you will probably be able to relate to them too!
Maybe you have even made one or two of your own.
