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10+ Hilarious Statements About Marriage That Every Married Couple Can Relate To
Which of these can you relate the most to?
Kalli Sarkin
12.07.17

Marriage is a beautiful, complex thing. It is the merging of two people’s lives. Sometimes, our lives don’t meld together quite the way we expected, and the results can be pretty hilarious. These couples understand the intricacies of marriage. Their tweets about married life will have you literally laughing out loud.

This wife was spot on.

Grant Tanaka
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Grant Tanaka

When there’s always something you can do…

Grant Tanaka
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Grant Tanaka

Adulting is not a full time job.

Josh
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Josh

Doing it the man’s way.

Justin Guarini
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Justin Guarini

Sometimes, anything is better than the dreaded “I told you so.”

Josh
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Josh

Raising kids can be hard work.

James Breakwell
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James Breakwell

Every relationship thrives on a good pun.

Max Dylan Ash
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Max Dylan Ash

Who does the spending in your household?

Boy's Backyard
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Boy's Backyard

It’s like they can’t see!

Housy Wife
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Housy Wife

Timing is everything.

Josh
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Josh

Splitting chores can be tricky.

Christie Johnson
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Christie Johnson

Must not watch show without him!

Amy Dillon
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Amy Dillon

Give me a break!

Valerie
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Valerie

The best way to wake up.

Abe Yospe
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Abe Yospe

Besides, it didn’t even taste good!

Grant Tanaka
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Grant Tanaka

Married life comes with many lessons.

Josh
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Josh

For when you really need to buy something silly.

Floyd
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Floyd

You can’t ALWAYS be on the same page.

Annie Hatfield
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Annie Hatfield

It’s good to feel needed, right?

Sarah
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Sarah

The woman is always right.

3sunzzz
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3sunzzz

Compassion is key.

Floyd
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Floyd

Well, eating is important.

Daniel Carrillo
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Daniel Carrillo

The dog couldn’t stand to miss his show!

Josh
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Josh

Sometimes, you’re just used to a certain rhythm.

Boyd's Backyard
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Boyd's Backyard

No, it can’t wait until the morning.

Mel Evans
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Mel Evans

And don’t you forget it.

Kent Graham
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Kent Graham

She does know best…

James Breakwell
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James Breakwell

Ballin’ on a budget.

Pete Lynch
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Pete Lynch

Stay tuned!

Floyd
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Floyd

Just one bite!

Keith
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Keith

Marriage is full of funny moments. These tweets perfectly capture the delicate balance that is married life, and they are hilarious!

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