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10+ Hilarious Statements About Marriage That Every Married Couple Can Relate To
Which of these can you relate the most to?
Kalli Sarkin
12.07.17

Marriage is a beautiful, complex thing. It is the merging of two peopleโ€™s lives. Sometimes, our lives donโ€™t meld together quite the way we expected, and the results can be pretty hilarious. These couples understand the intricacies of marriage. Their tweets about married life will have you literally laughing out loud.

This wife was spot on.

Grant Tanaka
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When thereโ€™s always something you can doโ€ฆ

Grant Tanaka
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Adulting is not a full time job.

Josh
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Doing it the manโ€™s way.

Justin Guarini
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Sometimes, anything is better than the dreaded โ€œI told you so.โ€

Josh
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Raising kids can be hard work.

James Breakwell
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Every relationship thrives on a good pun.

Max Dylan Ash
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Who does the spending in your household?

Boy's Backyard
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Itโ€™s like they canโ€™t see!

Housy Wife
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Timing is everything.

Josh
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Splitting chores can be tricky.

Christie Johnson
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Must not watch show without him!

Amy Dillon
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Give me a break!

Valerie
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The best way to wake up.

Abe Yospe
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Besides, it didnโ€™t even taste good!

Grant Tanaka
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Married life comes with many lessons.

Josh
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For when you really need to buy something silly.

Floyd
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You canโ€™t ALWAYS be on the same page.

Annie Hatfield
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Itโ€™s good to feel needed, right?

Sarah
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The woman is always right.

3sunzzz
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Compassion is key.

Floyd
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Well, eating is important.

Daniel Carrillo
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The dog couldnโ€™t stand to miss his show!

Josh
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Sometimes, youโ€™re just used to a certain rhythm.

Boyd's Backyard
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No, it canโ€™t wait until the morning.

Mel Evans
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And donโ€™t you forget it.

Kent Graham
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She does know bestโ€ฆ

James Breakwell
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Ballinโ€™ on a budget.

Pete Lynch
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Stay tuned!

Floyd
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Just one bite!

Keith
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Marriage is full of funny moments. These tweets perfectly capture the delicate balance that is married life, and they are hilarious!

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