Ah, Starbucks, amazing coffee with all sorts of options. Okay, so maybe you’re the person who orders a simple latte. But if you spend any time inside of a Starbucks and pay attention to other customers, you’ll quickly discover that not everyone is as easy to please as you are.
The baristas that work there have to call out the orders so that whoever’s making the drinks knows the ingredients to use. But some customers go overboard. As you’ll see from these 30 baristas, they finally got fed up with the crazy stuff that some people want … and you can’t blame them.
1. They’ve got a good point
Starbucks should have 2 lines: one for people who want actual coffee, and one for whatever narcissistic bullshit this is.
— Scott Wilson (@RScottWilson) May 3, 2021
2. Just another day at Starbucks
3. You’ve got to be kidding
Let me throw another one in there for a little extra spice 🥴💀 pic.twitter.com/67kvISB5Fs
— K ♈︎ ♡ (@Kimmyxr) May 3, 2021
4. Hope it was worth it
5. Hey, Joe
when i worked at dunkin donuts i had a lot of wild orders from regulars but the worst offense by far was this construction worker named joe who, every day, would order four donut holes *submerged in his coffee*. joe if ur reading this i hope ur ok man
— rebecca mix (taylor’s version) 🪴 (@mixbecca) May 3, 2021
6. Time for therapy
How does one progress to the point where you know you prefer your drink exactly like this?
Has to be a crazy person.
— Lupe fiDADsco (@BricksnBullets) May 2, 2021
7. Need more paper
i raise you this pic.twitter.com/07mhU0IyED
— bucky barnes stan account (@victoriasarberr) May 3, 2021
8. Straight diabetes
is there any coffee even in this or is it just straight diabetes
— lala 𖤐 (@lalalucyfur) May 2, 2021
9. That’s just gross
I made TWO OF THESE a few weeks back. This is just shots and syrup 🙃 pic.twitter.com/uJtbDM721m
— The Ghost of Titty Past (@Lavaporeon) May 3, 2021
10. Time to move on
Seems like a good time to break out this gem. pic.twitter.com/UWef7IeOxJ
— Annie’s Sick of Everything (@Annie_nunya83) May 3, 2021
11. Wrong on so many levels
I was behind a woman who had an order that ridiculous and insisted it be heated to 37 degrees celsius ..”not 36, not 38–I will KNOW the difference” .
The Starbucks employee asked for her name..her reply “Sexy Vivacious “. 🙄 I stepped up to order and the
— Midwestny (@Midwestny1) May 3, 2021
12. All for nothing …
Contributing to this thread of terror. A meme mobile order we received at my store. No doubt the asshole “Karen” was peeping from outside to have a giggle as I was constructing this abomination. They didn’t even come to pick it up 🙃 pic.twitter.com/rZ4Ogyd56Z
— linhnguyens (@linhtherealist) May 4, 2021
13. A little coffee on the side
this woman in the drive thru instructed that we put that much carmel drizzle pic.twitter.com/NYwZMQ6NO4
— babyteeth (@KushAlienss) May 3, 2021
14. Someone’s confused
15. Good grief
16. “I’m watching you”
One time someone asked me for 27 pumps of vanilla. She watched me count every single one. 🥴🥴🥴🥴
— Katie Camlin (@katie_cammm) May 3, 2021
17. It’s Sunday again
18. She was serious
you’d be surprised . a lady ordered this in person with a completely straight face 😐 pic.twitter.com/2OuTuN3Hti
— baby velociraptor (@tunafishpro) May 3, 2021
19. Is this even possible?
i had a regular at my store just order a trenta iced green tea (no water) and 35 pumps of cane sugar 😭 and i thought that was ridiculous
— – ̗̀ ⦮ ⦯ vivi ♡•✧ ̖́- (@viraichu) May 3, 2021
20. This was the straw …
21. Caramel overload
22. Public Service Announcement
At my job we CONSTANTLY have people ask for ‘Vanilla Caramel Mocha’
We do not sell Vanilla Caramel Mocha.
Vanilla Caramel Mocha isn’t a thing that EXISTS as it’s own single flavor – it’s something you have to mix together with those two or three individual flavors.
— Holly (@icedhollyssb) May 3, 2021
23. There’s always one
This was 4 years ago! She wanted her caramel Frappuccino sandwiched in between caramel drizzle pic.twitter.com/A48RClQvok
— Lynette (@luvablelynette) May 3, 2021
26. Extra, extra, extra
I raise you our “please can you put extra extra extra extra caramel drizzle on” 😂 pic.twitter.com/njbNPTzIec
— Gabs (@orchidbayAC) May 3, 2021
27. Does someone like raspberries?
28. So precise
finally, twitter pain i can participate in pic.twitter.com/7D4UiTaUzc
— diana doan 🦋 (@dianadoann) May 3, 2021
29. Beyond ingredients
30. Never looking back
yesterday was my last day with the s*ren, hope you make it out soon ❤️ pic.twitter.com/xLerRPk5qZ
— jordan ☭ (@thee_commie) May 3, 2021