Parents usually dread to receive notes from their kidsโ teachers and for a good reason! Most of the time, it means the kids havenโt been behaving well in the classroom. Notes, on the other hand, are a very fun and convenient method for teachers to communicate with parents about the difficulties their kids are facing!
When teachers have had enough, itโs time to speak up their mind and use notes to let moms and dads how they feel and the results can be funnier than you think! If you thought that teachers canโt be funny and cringy, you were definitively wrong!
Take a look at the list of cheekiest notes teachers wrote to parents when theyโve had enough of their kidsโ mischief.
Math makes us all itchy, doesnโt it?
Brian doesnโt like math and as weโre all aware, kids can get pretty inventive when they want to skip class. In turned out to be a win-win situation for Brian, he didnโt have lice and he skipped half of his math class!
โToo Pretty To Workโ
Madison refused to complete classwork because she thought she was โtoo pretty for work.โ If youโre already pretty, whatโs there to work on anymore?
โVioletโs (My Cousinโs Daughter) Drawing On The Right, Teachers Note On The Leftโ
This kid already got an attitude! Well, at least Violet is showing off her creativity, but hopefully, she will learn to channel it properly!
โDuring Math Today Max Was Having A Hard Time Following Along. When I Asked Him Why He Wasnโt Doing His Work, Max Responded, โWell, Iโm Just Too Good Looking!โโ
Remember Madison whoโs too pretty for work? Max felt exactly the same but he eventually accepted that even good-looking people need to know math. Thatโs what we call a happy ending!
What a comeback!
Her answer may be inappropriate but we couldnโt help but chuckle. Sheโs certainly had some explaining to do when she got back home!
โThe Biggest Booger Ballโ
Sadly, the contest had to be called off. We wonder how big the winnerโs booger would have been.
PS Do you also think that โforeverโ the teacher wrote at the end sounded menacing?
โGood luck with that!โ
Juliana sure knows how to express herself! Some kids just have a hard time staying quiet!
โ[Your Kid] And A Few Of His Friends Often Make Up Characters, Give Them Amusing Names, And Then Have Exciting Adventures At Playtimes. This In Itself Is An Imaginative And Creative Pastime โฆ However, It Has Come To Our Attention That One Of The Characters Has The Name โWildo The Dildoโโ
What kid doesnโt love to make up characters and give them funny names? Letโs face it, you rarely come across a name as funny as โWildo the Dildoโ. Thatโs 10 points for creativity, even at the cost of being a potty mouth.
An honest heads up
Most other girls would find worms gross, but not Amara! She may be a future zoologist in the making!
Birthday suit
Clothes? Who needs clothes anyway? Theyโre for those boring adults who have nothing better to do than dress up in fancy clothes. Way to go Allie!
Anger management
It wasnโt the best day back for Lillian. While it may be the measure of last resort to deal with a boy teasing her, she definitively has to work out a more peaceful solution for her problems.
โPicked Up My Toddler From School And Was Handed This Note. Iโm Scared To Lookโ
Yikes. The parent had a good reason to fear the note. Someone has to buy a brand new backpack now!
โGot Detention While Playing School With Our Youngest. Figuresโ
Terry gave the correct answerโฆ technically. Nevertheless, itโs not the ideal way for a kid to expand his vocabulary!
Just one bite!
Accidents happen, especially if youโre a kid and you canโt resist your classmateโs chapstick. How could she have known her friend would have a bite? Weโd say sheโs totally innocent!
โTatertot Has Special Talents!โ
Someoneโs probably watched a bit too many elephant videos! Who doesnโt love to be sprayed with milk?
โOn This Day, Two Years Ago, I Found Out My Son Liked Big Buttsโ
Not only he drew โbuttsโ but tried talking the teacher into keeping his little secret! When that didnโt work, he tried to tear the paper to pieces and when that failed as well, decided to come clean and share what he did with the whole class!
He may be naughty, but heโs certainly no liar!
I kissed aโฆ guy
When youโre a kid and you still donโt know the meaning of the word โconsentโ thereโs nothing wrong about giving your friend a kiss. It was a kiss that was never meant to be.
Devilโs little barber
Thereโs no harm done, one day sheโll make a fabulous hairdresser! For now, it would be a better idea to keep her away from those scissors.
All work no play makes Josiah a dull boy
We all feel for you, Josiah. Just wait until youโre old enough to have to file your taxes. No fun at all!
โCharlotte Was Very Challengingโ
Artists have always been rather unruly. Charlotte was so fond of drawing, she didnโt want Ms. Taylor interrupting her! Playing with dirt is also an underappreciated form of art! We feel for you, Charlotte!
โAnother Student Took Her Pencil And She Referred To Him As A โHanzo Main.โ I Have No Idea What That Means, However, It Was Clearly Meant As An Insultโ
If teachers played Overwatch as well, theyโd know what โHanzo Mainโ meant. Hereโs perfect proof that teachers can also learn from their students!
โA Note From The Teacher That Came Home With The Kid Todayโ
Dogs urinate to mark their territory and itโs perfectly natural. Itโs high time this kid learned itโs a no-no for humans.
โWhen I Was Reading To The Class, Tanner Removed His Shoe And Sock And Began Playing With Something. It Was A Dead Lizard. I Removed The Sock โ It Smelled Of Dead Thingsโ
Hold on, thatโs not all. Tanner swore the lizard was alive when he put him in the sandbox. Unfortunately, he kept it there for too long and stepped on it by accident. Doesnโt explain why he kept playing with the poor thing, though.
โKimmy Was Very Proud Of Her Poem โฆ But Weโre Going To Try Another One Next Week Without The Potty Languageโ
Itโs called artistic license! Why do grown-ups get to use the big bad words but kids donโt? Whereโs justice in that?
โThis Little Note Was In Xโs Folder When He Got Homeโฆ Sneaky Sneakyโ
We donโt have the right to judge Xavier because we all did it when we were kids, didnโt we? Whereโs the fun in eating fruit when you have all that candy?
Not the โPโ word!
What do polar bears have to do with this? If itโs any consolation to the teacher, Dale couldโve called him something far worse!
โRaeya Used The Child Safe Scissors To Cut Her Hair Today. A Teacher Stopped Her After One Snipโ
A promise is a promise, right? Still, somethingโs telling us Raeya will try to get her hands on those scissors again at the first opportunity.
Karate kid
Jonathan obviously has trouble understanding the difference between other students and practice dummies. Thatโs hardly a good way to โpracticeโ karate!
A scary note from school
Is it just us or it seems the teacherโs handwriting looks a bit shaky? Letโs hope everything turned out okay.
Thatโs two words beginning with a โPโ
Aiden canโt resist words beginning with a โpโ, and no, itโs not peeing. His excuse didnโt cut it with the teacher, though.
