Parents usually dread to receive notes from their kids’ teachers and for a good reason! Most of the time, it means the kids haven’t been behaving well in the classroom. Notes, on the other hand, are a very fun and convenient method for teachers to communicate with parents about the difficulties their kids are facing!
When teachers have had enough, it’s time to speak up their mind and use notes to let moms and dads how they feel and the results can be funnier than you think! If you thought that teachers can’t be funny and cringy, you were definitively wrong!
Take a look at the list of cheekiest notes teachers wrote to parents when they’ve had enough of their kids’ mischief.
Math makes us all itchy, doesn’t it?
Brian doesn’t like math and as we’re all aware, kids can get pretty inventive when they want to skip class. In turned out to be a win-win situation for Brian, he didn’t have lice and he skipped half of his math class!
‘Too Pretty To Work’
Madison refused to complete classwork because she thought she was ‘too pretty for work.’ If you’re already pretty, what’s there to work on anymore?
‘Violet’s (My Cousin’s Daughter) Drawing On The Right, Teachers Note On The Left’
This kid already got an attitude! Well, at least Violet is showing off her creativity, but hopefully, she will learn to channel it properly!
“During Math Today Max Was Having A Hard Time Following Along. When I Asked Him Why He Wasn’t Doing His Work, Max Responded, ‘Well, I’m Just Too Good Looking!’”
Remember Madison who’s too pretty for work? Max felt exactly the same but he eventually accepted that even good-looking people need to know math. That’s what we call a happy ending!
What a comeback!
Her answer may be inappropriate but we couldn’t help but chuckle. She’s certainly had some explaining to do when she got back home!
‘The Biggest Booger Ball’
Sadly, the contest had to be called off. We wonder how big the winner’s booger would have been.
PS Do you also think that ‘forever’ the teacher wrote at the end sounded menacing?
‘Good luck with that!’
Juliana sure knows how to express herself! Some kids just have a hard time staying quiet!
“[Your Kid] And A Few Of His Friends Often Make Up Characters, Give Them Amusing Names, And Then Have Exciting Adventures At Playtimes. This In Itself Is An Imaginative And Creative Pastime … However, It Has Come To Our Attention That One Of The Characters Has The Name ‘Wildo The Dildo’”
What kid doesn’t love to make up characters and give them funny names? Let’s face it, you rarely come across a name as funny as ‘Wildo the Dildo’. That’s 10 points for creativity, even at the cost of being a potty mouth.
An honest heads up
Most other girls would find worms gross, but not Amara! She may be a future zoologist in the making!
Birthday suit
Clothes? Who needs clothes anyway? They’re for those boring adults who have nothing better to do than dress up in fancy clothes. Way to go Allie!
Anger management
It wasn’t the best day back for Lillian. While it may be the measure of last resort to deal with a boy teasing her, she definitively has to work out a more peaceful solution for her problems.
‘Picked Up My Toddler From School And Was Handed This Note. I’m Scared To Look’
Yikes. The parent had a good reason to fear the note. Someone has to buy a brand new backpack now!
‘Got Detention While Playing School With Our Youngest. Figures’
Terry gave the correct answer… technically. Nevertheless, it’s not the ideal way for a kid to expand his vocabulary!
Just one bite!
Accidents happen, especially if you’re a kid and you can’t resist your classmate’s chapstick. How could she have known her friend would have a bite? We’d say she’s totally innocent!
‘Tatertot Has Special Talents!’
Someone’s probably watched a bit too many elephant videos! Who doesn’t love to be sprayed with milk?
‘On This Day, Two Years Ago, I Found Out My Son Liked Big Butts’
Not only he drew ‘butts’ but tried talking the teacher into keeping his little secret! When that didn’t work, he tried to tear the paper to pieces and when that failed as well, decided to come clean and share what he did with the whole class!
He may be naughty, but he’s certainly no liar!
I kissed a… guy
When you’re a kid and you still don’t know the meaning of the word ‘consent’ there’s nothing wrong about giving your friend a kiss. It was a kiss that was never meant to be.
Devil’s little barber
There’s no harm done, one day she’ll make a fabulous hairdresser! For now, it would be a better idea to keep her away from those scissors.
All work no play makes Josiah a dull boy
We all feel for you, Josiah. Just wait until you’re old enough to have to file your taxes. No fun at all!
‘Charlotte Was Very Challenging’
Artists have always been rather unruly. Charlotte was so fond of drawing, she didn’t want Ms. Taylor interrupting her! Playing with dirt is also an underappreciated form of art! We feel for you, Charlotte!
“Another Student Took Her Pencil And She Referred To Him As A ‘Hanzo Main.’ I Have No Idea What That Means, However, It Was Clearly Meant As An Insult”
If teachers played Overwatch as well, they’d know what ‘Hanzo Main’ meant. Here’s perfect proof that teachers can also learn from their students!
‘A Note From The Teacher That Came Home With The Kid Today’
Dogs urinate to mark their territory and it’s perfectly natural. It’s high time this kid learned it’s a no-no for humans.
“When I Was Reading To The Class, Tanner Removed His Shoe And Sock And Began Playing With Something. It Was A Dead Lizard. I Removed The Sock — It Smelled Of Dead Things”
Hold on, that’s not all. Tanner swore the lizard was alive when he put him in the sandbox. Unfortunately, he kept it there for too long and stepped on it by accident. Doesn’t explain why he kept playing with the poor thing, though.
“Kimmy Was Very Proud Of Her Poem … But We’re Going To Try Another One Next Week Without The Potty Language”
It’s called artistic license! Why do grown-ups get to use the big bad words but kids don’t? Where’s justice in that?
‘This Little Note Was In X’s Folder When He Got Home… Sneaky Sneaky’
We don’t have the right to judge Xavier because we all did it when we were kids, didn’t we? Where’s the fun in eating fruit when you have all that candy?
Not the ‘P’ word!
What do polar bears have to do with this? If it’s any consolation to the teacher, Dale could’ve called him something far worse!
“Raeya Used The Child Safe Scissors To Cut Her Hair Today. A Teacher Stopped Her After One Snip”
A promise is a promise, right? Still, something’s telling us Raeya will try to get her hands on those scissors again at the first opportunity.
Karate kid
Jonathan obviously has trouble understanding the difference between other students and practice dummies. That’s hardly a good way to ‘practice’ karate!
A scary note from school
Is it just us or it seems the teacher’s handwriting looks a bit shaky? Let’s hope everything turned out okay.
That’s two words beginning with a ‘P’
Aiden can’t resist words beginning with a ‘p’, and no, it’s not peeing. His excuse didn’t cut it with the teacher, though.
