Bumper stickers in today’s age have moved beyond blocky text and a tacky way to cover up a bad scratch. They make a lot of comments, whether it be about society or just about themselves, and the result are some truly hilarious bumper stickers you have to see. Check out thirty of our favorites below!
1. We All Want To Live!
It’s not just kids and babies. We all want to live1
2. No Kids, Mo Money
It’s no secret that kids cost some serious cash. Here’s two people celebrating their lack of kids!
3. Well, That’s One Way to Explain Bad Driving
Well, that’s one argument we suppose. We’re not sure it will hold up in court though.
4. Oh no…
Poor little t-rex.
5. Okay, Got it, sir.
At 70, we guess you deserve it now. We shall leave you alone sir.
6. When a Bumper Sticker is Almost Perfect For Your Car
Were these made specifically for Tributes?
7. We Can Dream…
We can dream that there are dragons and good men out there right?
8. He Who Must Not Be Named 2020
Things couldn’t get worse could it?
9. USE. YOUR. TURN. SIGNALS.
Using your turn signal is common sense. Speak to those around you!
10. Math and Drinks Don’t Mix
Yeah… definitely no math while drinking.
11. When You Get Down to It
Basically what all bumper stickers say. A little sticker that laughs at themselves!
12. Women
Trust women always.
13. Love is unmeasurable. Divorce is slightly more calculable
Love is beautiful, divorce is… not nearly as beautiful. The price tag is just one component!
14. The New iPhone is a little Bigger…
Wow, they didn’t mention this was coming our way!
15. Run!
These families are pretty wild these days.
16. When You Know Your Car is Lame
No one likes the PT Cruiser. Not even the owner.
17. We Can All Relate To This
*looks at bank account*
*$0.00*
yep…
18. We’ll Read It Later
We’ll put everything off for another day.
19. My Other Car…
We like that car better.
20. Don’t We All?
Give us some money!
21. Our Bad
Leave us a little bit of space.
22. It’s Good To Keep This In Mind
This is a nice reminder to have about your brain!
23. We’re All People…
Dyslexics have it rough, we’re all people!
24. Shady Stuff
It’s starting to stink.
25. We All Have Some Sins In Our Past
We don’t need you there either.
26. HEY
A little fun at the people behind us.
27. Carbon Offset
Well, I guess this evens everything out.
28. Everyone Wants To Read The Sticker
Everyone will read anything, even a stupid bumper sticker.
29. On My Way Back Home
We’re on our way back home.
30. Move, Get Out of the Way
PUSH!
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