Bumper stickers in todayโs age have moved beyond blocky text and a tacky way to cover up a bad scratch. They make a lot of comments, whether it be about society or just about themselves, and the result are some truly hilarious bumper stickers you have to see. Check out thirty of our favorites below!
1. We All Want To Live!


Itโs not just kids and babies. We all want to live1
2. No Kids, Mo Money


Itโs no secret that kids cost some serious cash. Hereโs two people celebrating their lack of kids!
3. Well, Thatโs One Way to Explain Bad Driving


Well, thatโs one argument we suppose. Weโre not sure it will hold up in court though.
4. Oh noโฆ


Poor little t-rex.
5. Okay, Got it, sir.


At 70, we guess you deserve it now. We shall leave you alone sir.
6. When a Bumper Sticker is Almost Perfect For Your Car


Were these made specifically for Tributes?
7. We Can Dreamโฆ


We can dream that there are dragons and good men out there right?
8. He Who Must Not Be Named 2020


Things couldnโt get worse could it?
9. USE. YOUR. TURN. SIGNALS.


Using your turn signal is common sense. Speak to those around you!
10. Math and Drinks Donโt Mix


Yeahโฆ definitely no math while drinking.
11. When You Get Down to It


Basically what all bumper stickers say. A little sticker that laughs at themselves!
12. Women


Trust women always.
13. Love is unmeasurable. Divorce is slightly more calculable


Love is beautiful, divorce isโฆ not nearly as beautiful. The price tag is just one component!
14. The New iPhone is a little Biggerโฆ


Wow, they didnโt mention this was coming our way!
15. Run!


These families are pretty wild these days.
16. When You Know Your Car is Lame


No one likes the PT Cruiser. Not even the owner.
17. We Can All Relate To This


*looks at bank account*
*$0.00*
yepโฆ
18. Weโll Read It Later


Weโll put everything off for another day.
19. My Other Carโฆ


We like that car better.
20. Donโt We All?


Give us some money!
21. Our Bad


Leave us a little bit of space.
22. Itโs Good To Keep This In Mind


This is a nice reminder to have about your brain!
23. Weโre All Peopleโฆ


Dyslexics have it rough, weโre all people!
24. Shady Stuff


Itโs starting to stink.
25. We All Have Some Sins In Our Past


We donโt need you there either.
26. HEY


A little fun at the people behind us.
27. Carbon Offset


Well, I guess this evens everything out.
28. Everyone Wants To Read The Sticker


Everyone will read anything, even a stupid bumper sticker.
29. On My Way Back Home


Weโre on our way back home.
30. Move, Get Out of the Way


PUSH!
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