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30 Hilarious Comebacks To Creepy Guys
Which one of these girls do you think had the best reply to the creeps that were hitting on them?
Ashley Fike
09.19.17

In a time of dating apps and social media in general — it’s a sad fact that most women have dealt with some sort of uncomfortable and unwanted advances. Often times, we tend to brush it off or ignore the comments — we don’t want to provoke any further conversation.

Sometimes the perfect “burn” is all it takes to stop a creepy dude right in his tracks.

Scouring the internet, it doesn’t take long before you find hundreds, if not thousands, of yucky texts and messages that women have received.

These 30 women knew exactly how to shut these sleazy guys down — with only a couple of words.

These ladies came up with some solid gold comebacks.

1. Oh, wait…then, no.

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2. What? Not what you were expecting?

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3. So we should just probably stop right here.

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4. This is what desperation looks like, ladies.

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5. One of the most brilliant things ever.

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6. “Send a pic of you in a bra.” Here you go!

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7. Oh, snap!

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8. A little hot out of the gates, don’t you think?

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9. This is moving fast.

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10. I guess you see what you want to believe.

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11. This girl is my hero.

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12. Oh, I’m sorry. Was that not what you meant?

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13. Agreed. Sick burn.

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14. Sometimes they just set themselves up.

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15. He was just totally fine with her asking her dad? What?

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16. Fact.

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17. Tables have turned. This guy is officially creeped out.

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18. Super freaky, actually.

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19. He had to go and ruin it.

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20. Sounds accurate!

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21. In what world would a girl like to know this?

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22. This should throw creeps off their game.

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23. Anyone else cringing?

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24. Make sure you fact check before you start throwing up out as pick-up lines.

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25. No, that’s disgusting. And illegal.

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26. I mean, if you’re really trying to impress her.

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27. Haven’t guys learned that Titanic references are never going to go in their favor?

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28. Awww…such an innocent burn session.

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29. A legit follow-up question.

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30. Now this is just informative and sound advice.

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