30 seriously brutal evaluations students made about their professors

Teachers evaluate their students all year long. But a few times a year, the tables are turned. This is student course evaluation time.

It’s when students evaluate their teachers and their courses. These evaluations are anonymous. So you could imagine how brutal some of them are.

Brutal and hilarious. Some teachers have a good sense of humor about it. So much so, that they’ve decided to share some of their evaluations on Twitter.

Here are 30 seriously brutal and hilarious evaluations students made about their professors:

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1) Bland and Boring

You have to feel for some of these teachers. Some subjects are just boring. It’s hard to make boring stuff fun.

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2) Like a House Plant

Imagine having to listen to a lecture on a house plant. I mean, at least a house plant is nice to look at. Even if it is stock-still.

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3) Japanese Movies

This professor seems to have been successful. I mean, they learned about the subject of the course. What more do you want?

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4) Out the Window

This isn’t a class evaluation. But it kind of is. Class was so bad he jumped out of a window.

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5) Monotone and…..

I feel like those aren’t two different voices. It’s pretty much the same kind of voice. Monotone voices are a torturous kind of “bore the shit out of you.”

6) Six Months to Live

This is pretty clever. You can’t even be mad about something like this. It’s just too smart.

7) Too Enthusiastic

You’d think being enthusastic would be a positive quality for a professor. Enthusiasm can keep people engaged. Apparently, not.

8) Welsh in a Japanese University

So, I guess that means that he was hard to understand? I can only speculate. I have no idea what a diffusion equation is.

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9) Making the Best

Sometimes you just have to make the best out of a bad situation. Like when you have an insufferably boring professor. It’s all you can really do.

10) Dominating Class Discussion

You can’t please everyone. Just ask this school professor. She gets told to lecture more and less.

11) Hot, Fluffy Chicks

Every class should have hot, fluffy chicks in them. They make the world a better place. It’s a fair evaluation.

12) Overly Precise

How can you be overly precise? Isn’t precision a good thing? Don’t you want your professors to be precise?

13) This Can’t Be It

This is my favorite so far. It’s a horrible jab. But it’s gently rude.

14) What He Thinks We Should Know

Isn’t that what a teacher is supposed to do? Test you on what the professor deems their students should know by taking the course? Why bother taking the course if you expect to be tested on what you already know?

15) Sexy Ears

What does a sexy ear even look like? The professor was into it though. He probably knew how sexy his ears were.

16) She

The least you could do when evaluating is get the person you are evaluating right. At least they could tell this one was wrong. The gender gave it away.

17) Like Bob Ross

Bob Ross is definitely interesting to watch. But how often do people actually paint while watching him. So, it is kind of pointless.

18) Constructive Criticism

This professor knows how to take constructive criticism. He had some criticism and decided to try and improve himself. While also mocking his students.

19) The Best and Worst

Some think he’s the best. Others think he’s the worst. Does that mean that he’s somewhere down the middle?

20) Best Person Ever

Not everyone is a critic. Including 7-year-olds. They give a different kind of course evaluation.

21) Fancy-Like

Some students will never let you live things down. They’ll keep bringing it up no matter what. Like when you use your fancy-like finger all symester.

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22) Learned Nothing, Still Failed

This person admitted that they learned nothing. But they are still wondering why they failed. Maybe because you learned nothing.

23) All She Did

I actually think the runner up is better. The student failed to realize that she was getting help. It was right in front of her face.

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24) Doesn’t Respond

This student misspoke. What they meant was, “I don’t read. And I’m blaming my teacher.”

25) Sh*tbag

I really wish the rest of this evaluation was included. I would love to know the context in which she was called a shitbag. Or if it was just one word: “Shitbag.”

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26) Moving Around

Is this teacher supposed to be doing gymnastics? Or is she supposed to stand still like a statue. Sounds like they can’t win either way.

27) “Your a Bitch”

Damn, these students are ruthless. The least they could do is use “you’re” properly. Maybe she should have asked for extra help instead of calling her teachere a b*tch.

28) Too Short

Well, that’s not fair. There’s nothing the teacher can do to improve her height. Well, I guess she could wear heels.

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29) Curse A Lot

This student is essentially knocking the professor for reading. You’re learning about literature. Is she supposed to lie about what’s written?

30) Not Accessible

Some things are never enough for some people. Some people just don’t want to make the effort. Apparently picking up the phone was just too much.

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