Everyone tells little lies now and then. Sometimes it’s just to be polite. Sometimes it’s to avoid conflict.
However, not every lie is little or to protect someone else’s feelings.
Here are 25 people who told lies solely to get exactly what they wanted. You won’t believe some of these.
Most lies only change things temporarily. This one may have come with some life-long consequences for the person being lied to.
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KrangTNelson via Twitter
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Who wouldn’t want to see George Michael in person? The month of being grounded after was probably worth it.
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jherques via Twitter
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He just wanted to move in with her. Any excuse would do.
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harrisj via Twitter
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Want a drink? Don’t want to pay? All you have to do is lie and not mind a little damage to your ego.
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alessa_pm via Twitter
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What’s a little lie if you get to dress up like the pope? They definitely had a blast.
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SparklySnarkery via Twitter
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#6 A lie for a good reason!
Who wants to date someone who thinks you look like a corpse and finds that attractive? Creepy!!!
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rjayne_n via Twitter
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#7 Faking those qualifications
It’s hard to get that first job. We hope she at least knew CPR!
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tpeak10 via Twitter
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Well, it was only a half-lie. She did go on a trip. It just wasn’t to where they thought it would be.
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larimah via Twitter
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Concert tickets can be expensive! Also, we wonder what they spent the extra money on.
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mlockwoodporter via Twitter
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This is slightly concerning. We hope he could at least identify poison ivy.
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mathewi via Twitter
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These are just lies heaped on lies. Where does it all end?
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mackenziewalton via Twitter
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Who hasn’t wanted to skip class sometimes? Now, there’s a made-up holiday for that!
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Tzipity via Twitter
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#13 Deceptive dating practices
When nothing else works, use jealously. That’s the key point of this short tale.
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themarygraham via Twitter
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#14 All to avoid the dorms
There’s lying, and then there’s next level lying. A real marriage certificate definitely makes this one a next level lie.
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AlixEHarrow via Twitter
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College meal plans are expensive, and there seems to be no way to avoid paying for one. Well, that is unless you epically lie.
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RobHanna85 via Twitter
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Telling a joke probably would have been easier. It would also be easier to explain later on.
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thexmasprince via Twitter
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This was a little lie to get someone out of a lot of trouble. At least they had their dog with them.
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TheOnlyFancyB via Twitter
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It’s just a little sleight of hand (or sleight of file). Nothing to see here. Time to move along.
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MauiMescudi via Twitter
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#19 Fake it until you make it
What harm could ticking one extra box do? At least they managed to pull it off.
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NateRethorn via Twitter
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It was probably for a good cause. Still, that was shady.
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AnonymousFlex via Twitter
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#21 Not practicing what you preach
This is right up there with a person who says not to drink while holding a bottle of beer. At least they got the paper done.
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kkatetak via Twitter
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#22 Getting out of homework
This is a classic. However, it goes above and beyond the “dog ate my homework” line.
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atlasblue85 via Twitter
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#23 Taking advantage of a situation
We only have one question. Did the other students notice?
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anastywoman via Twitter
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No one actually wants to get every assignment in on time. Here’s one way around it.
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houldvehadavh via Twitter
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Playing on emotions is kind of evil, even if it is for a new job. The fact that it was to meet a quota might actually make this worse.
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ourobororoboruo via Twitter
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