Do you often find that you try on pants only to find that the waist is super loose but the thighs are getting their circulation cut off? Does your skin turn red and hurt if you take your dogs for a walk? Yeah–you’re a member of the ‘thick thigh club’. But, don’t worry! You’re not alone. Oh, no–you are so not alone.
One of the ‘fun’ things about having thick thighs is that our pants tend to seemingly disintegrate faster than most peoples’. Right in that inner thigh sweet spot. How wonderful.
Here are 25 photos that you’ll only understand if you have thick thighs.
Embrace those thick thighs! Just because you have to buy new jeans every few months doesn’t mean you don’t look great in them!
1) Is it the material…or me?
2) My private tattoo is making a public appearance
3) First, it starts with a stage of denial. “The pants are fine!”
4) Oh, hi, thigh skin. Thanks for popping out to say hello.
5) And when they’re your favorite jeans? Those tears won’t stop you from wearing them.
6) You can try to patch up the wear and tear but the thickness will find a way.
7) Even the stretchiest cotton doesn’t stand a chance.
8) You know you’re doomed when the second side starts to go.
9) Can I just look cute, please?!
10) It all starts with a gradual thin out of material.
11) The good news is, our thick thighs hide the evidence when we stand up.
12) It’s always a fun thing to have your own skin herniate out of your jeans.
13) Tears in jeans are cool, right? Because every single one of my jeans has them…in between the thighs.
15) It’s not like you can donate them though…so you might as well wear them until they turn to dust.
16) Why can’t jeans be made to withstand powerful thighs?!
17) Wasn’t denim designed for cowboys or something? But it’s my thighs that break them?
18) There hasn’t been one pair of pants in the history of pants to contain thick thighs.
19) This, ladies and gentlemen, is them moment that every thick-thighed person knows that they don’t have much time.
20) Tall, short, male, female. Thick thighs don’t discriminate and no pair of jeans are safe.
21) All it takes is one plop down into a seat. Your jeans can’t take the thickness any longer.
22) The worst is when you’re feeling cute in a new outfit that you’ve never worn, then BAM. It happens…
23) The entire denim patch industry is being held up by thick-thighed people.
24) If you’re not familiar, this is called a ‘thigh smile’.
25) People with thigh gaps will just never understand.
Thick-thighed people, we feel you. Denim, linen, polyester, or cotton. There hasn’t been a pant that can meet the match of those amazing thighs of yours. Stay strong, we believe that one day…you too can own pants for longer that 6 months.