During a 2010 interview with Ellen, White explained her role in the recent Snickers candy bar ads, revealing who really took the fall:

“Well I love Snickers and I thought, ‘Sure that’d be fun, why not [participate in the commercial for it]?’ So I got over there early one morning and didn’t know I was going to be in the… ice cold muddy water, but all I had to do was just lie down in it. This poor stunt woman took the dive, she went in. And it was a great stunt that she did, and I got the laugh. Now, really, that’s unfair when that happens. She’s probably sticking pins in a little Betty White doll.”

In her book If You Ask Me (And Of Course You Won’t), she wrote the following about getting older:

“It’s not a surprise, we knew it was coming—make the most of it. So you may not be as fast on your feet, and the image in your mirror may be a little disappointing, but if you are still functioning and not in pain, gratitude should be the name of the game.”

White fancies older men saying:

“I’ve always liked older men. They’re just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren’t that many left!”

Here’s some advice from this golden gal:

“If the guy’s a cutie, you’ve got to tap that booty.”

White one told the Huffington Post:

“I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do.”

The witty White enjoyed a drink with David Letterman before saying:

“Vodka’s kind of a hobby.”

On an episode of Golden Girls called Love Under The Big Top, she says:

“All creatures must learn to coexist. That’s why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony. Of course, they can’t mate or the mice would explode.”

On her personal Twitter account, she posted:

“Nothing better than sharing a drink with a fan – if you see me out at the club, just tell the bartender to put it on my tab #DrinksAreOnMe”

White told the Chicago Tribune something all men need to remember:

“If you’re walking with your lady on the sidewalk, I still like to see a man walking street-side, to protect the lady from traffic. I grew up with that, and I hate to see something like that get lost. I still like to see that a man opens the door. I like those touches of chivalry that are fast disappearing. If I sound old fashioned, it’s because I’m as old as I am! But it’s just polite.”

Betty White stays fit like so:

“I’m a health nut. My favorite food is hot dogs with French fries. And my exercise: I have a two-story house and a very bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs.”

White knows when and how to be funny so take it from her:

“Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.”

She’s not exactly wrong when she said:

“[It’s strange that] some people say, ‘Grow some balls.’ Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”

White’s got something to say about the world today:

“I don’t care who anybody sleeps with. If a couple has been together all that time (and there are gay relationships that are more solid than some heterosexual ones) I think it’s fine if they want to get married. I don’t know how people can get so anti-something. Mind your own business, take care of your affairs, and don’t worry about other people so much.”

She said this back in 2009 during the Screen Actors Guild Lifetime Achievement Award:

“I am still to this day star struck. I look out at this audience and I see so many famous faces, but what really boggles my mind is that I actually know many of you. And I’ve worked with quite a few… maybe had a couple… and you know who you are.”

White is currently 99 and she’s still got so much life in her:

“I have no regrets at all. None. I consider myself to be the luckiest old broad on two feet.”