Time for a little dose of laughter. The giggle until your tummy tingles type of laughter that will have family and friends asking you if you’re still sane or need a long vacation.
After all, we don’t blame you for being so serious and tense all the time, what with the world still dealing with a pandemic and all. Forget modern medicines and negative news.
Laughter in high doses can do wonders.
Here’s little Jimmy.
A second grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day, she asked Jimmy what his problem was. He replied, “I’m too smart for the second grade, my sister is in the fourth grade, and I’m smarter than her too.”
The teacher took him to the principal’s office and explained the situation to the principal. The principal told her that he would give Jimmy a test. If he failed to answer one question, then he would have to go back to the second grade and be quiet. The teacher and Jimmy both agreed.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”
Jimmy: “9.”
Principal: “6 x 6?”
Jimmy: “36.”
And so it went on like this, the principal asked him every question a fourth grader should know. Finally, after about an hour, he told the teacher “I see no reason why Jimmy can’t go to the fourth grade, he answered all of my questions right.”
The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Jimmy agree.
Teacher: “What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?”
Jimmy: “Legs”
Teacher: “What do you have in your pants that I don’t have?”
The principal gasps but before he can stop him from answering Jimmy says, “Pockets.”
Teacher: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Jimmy: “Pants.”
Teacher: “What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?”
Jimmy: “Firetruck.”
The principal breaths a big sigh of relief and says “Put Jimmy in the fourth grade. I got the last 4 questions wrong myself.”
Good job, kid!
His teacher is a piece of work though. It’s like she was willing to do what it takes to keep little Jimmy in her class. Not sure if she’s extra clingy or just being a bully.
Jimmy was way ahead of her!
At the rate he’s going, the little guy’s bound to learn some of the more unsavory words so let’s hope his new fourth grade teacher is up to the challenge of handling this kid.
Jimmy’s got a future that’s for sure!
So what were your personal answers to the teacher’s questions?
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