Ah, cats. We love them so much. If you don’t believe it, just look at the history of the internet, which is solely for arguing with people and looking at pictures of kitties.
And it’s not just looking at pictures on the internet. As of 2017, there were 95.6 million domesticated cats in the United States. In the US, dogs slightly outnumber cats as the preferred house pet. But around the world, kitties may be the more popular choice. There’s no way to measure it since cat ownership varies widely from country to country.
Suffice it to say, no matter how much we say dogs are man’s best friend, we love our felines, too. But like dogs, cats can get into some ridiculous scrapes around the house. They love to hunt (often bringing us the desiccated spoils) and sharpen their claws on our furniture.
The big difference between cats and dogs is that dogs are always looking to please. Cats, on the other hand, think they can do no wrong. Sure, they might have peed on your favorite shirt or destroyed your couch cushions, but they had a reason. Here are 75 cats being shamed for their bad behavior.
Technically, catnip doesn’t have the same effect on cats that marijuana does on humans. That being said, getting into this much catnip would definitely make a cat feel a little bit stoned.
Some cats have the unfortunate habit of hunting vermin and leaving them as “presents” for their owners. They just don’t understand why we’re not thrilled at their kind gesture.
Here’s my theory about this one: the cat was frustrated that he wasn’t able to get at the hamster, which was safely in his cage. To express his frustration the best way possible, he turned and sprayed the poor guy through the bars. So rude.
We hate it when our pets get sick on the carpet, but this cat managed to find an even worse spot. I can’t even begin to imagine the time and effort it would take to clean that.
Mankind began domesticating cats thousands of years ago to rid homes of vermin. We might not need them for that anymore, but still. This cat’s ancestors would be ashamed.
6. Spay and neuter your pets, people
Is this really the poor kitty’s fault? It’s incredibly important to neuter your pets for their health — but also, so you don’t find yourself dealing with some unexpected newcomers.
If you own a cat, chances are you’ve had some big eyes watching as you sit on the toilet. It’s creepy enough when they do it in the open. It’s even worse when they hide in the shower.
8. And she’ll do it again
Some cats seem ashamed when they’re called out for their crimes, but not usually. Most of them are like Penny. Rather than being ashamed, they’re almost proud.
Anyone will tell you that cats and houseplants aren’t a good mix. They seem to constantly be trying to kill one another. The plants make the cats sick, and, well, you know what the cats do.
10. That’s called fratricide
In a story worthy of Shakespeare, this cat’s confused about the cold-blooded murder of his brother. Well, to be clear, his “brother” was a fish, so they weren’t technically related.
Most cats are clean animals…they neatly bury their waste before forgetting about it. But this barbarian has one disgusting habit that deserves to be shamed.
Sometimes, it seems as though cat owners just can’t win when it comes to window coverings. Cats seem to love breaking blinds and curtains alike. Maybe we should just give up.
13. It was probably on purpose, too
Cats love to walk across keyboards, and it seems amazing what they can do. Just by pressing random keys, they can delete documents, send emails, and move projects to the trash.
14. That’s hard to explain to the insurance company
It can be a pain to train your cat not to get on the counters, but this one’s taken it to the next level. He managed to start a fire just by kicking the knobs on the stove.
Cats are known for their tidy, discreet bathroom habits. They usually prefer the privacy and safety of a litter box. But not this disgusting weirdo.
No cat will ever forget the day they first discovered toilet paper. Because that was the day they discovered the feeling of true freedom…and they destroyed it.
Of all the things to use as a step stool, an apple pie is probably the worst. Not only does it ruin the pie, but it leaves behind some crystal-clear evidence.
18. A very expensive balance beam
Why are cats drawn to the most fragile and expensive items in your house? Make it a rule that you can either own a cat or have nice things, but not both.
19. He’s got a thing for pie
Cats usually go for things containing meat, fish, or dairy, meaning they tend to skip the baked goods. But this kitty has a love of pastry that just can’t be tamed.
20. Cats these days have no respect for history
This cat seems to have a vendetta against antiques, and for no particular reason. What are they teaching kittens in cat school these days? Hating the older generations? Shameful.
21. He was just doing his job
By that we mean, the guide dog was doing his job. The cat was being a massive jerk to a dog that didn’t deserve it. She doesn’t look remotely sorry.
The next part of this story is so horrifying I’m glad they left it out. That way, I can imagine she thought it was chocolate and just smelled it instead of eating it.
Bonnie is a sweet name for a sweet-looking cat. But it turns out that looks can be deceiving. This kitty has a penchant for destroying furniture. More like Bonnie from Bonnie and Clyde, am I right?
24. For something so small, she can sure wreak havoc
This little kitten can only weigh a few pounds. But what she lacks in poundage, she makes up for in skill. She managed to pull an entire shower curtain down around her owner.
25. Why stop at the mustache?
While it’s true this cat has an elegant moustache, someone needs to update him on the styles of the day. Hasn’t he heard that facial hair is “in” again?
26. Fred’s a long vendetta against the towels
This is disgusting — cat pee has an odor like no other. The last thing you want is to use a dirty towel. Fred is being rightfully shamed. I think the little portrait at the bottom sums it up.
This is a rude thing to do, but you also have to admire Luna for her skills. Not many cats know how to open the blinds. Her owner might want to invest in a pair of pajama pants.
28. Juliet hates Halloween
In this house, it’s not the black cats you should fear. It’s Juliet…she genuinely hates Halloween and everything it stands for. You could even say she’s the “Grinch of Halloween.”
29. It’s going to be a rough month
As social media posts have pointed out, owning a cat means coming to terms with the fact they put their butt on your stuff. But this is just another level. Time to buy a new calendar.
30. I don’t think he’s ashamed
Between the smug look and the stylish hat, this cat gives the impression of being completely unashamed of his deeds. If anything, he looks downright proud of his “artwork.”
Many cats enjoy hunting and happily bring their kill to their owners as a tribute. But this cat’s lies got a little too big when he started hauling roadkill home. Come on, dude, you knew you’d get caught.
32. The old bait-and-switch
There’s nothing like a cat welcoming you to its home and coming up for a cuddle. But with Otto, it’s just a ruse before the claws come out. It’s not much of a welcome.
33. No explanation needed
Some cats enjoy destroying blinds, but this one is in a league of its own. Suffice it to say, I don’t think these humans are getting their security deposit back. Sorry…not sorry.
This saga is long and disgusting. If you have an outdoor cat, you have to resign yourself to the fact they’ll bring home prey. But you can still complain as you clean it up.
Cats have the unfortunate habit of toileting around the house if there’s a problem with their litter box. Maybe it was in the wrong place, perhaps they used a litter box they didn’t like, or it might just be too dirty.
36. Oh you’re getting neutered soon
Like most animals, intact male cats have a tendency to be territorial. That means they often spray urine and try to fight other animals. It’s time for the kitty to get snipped.
I don’t know if these are two separate occasions or one long single offense. If the latter, that must’ve been quite a wild night for old Warg. Next time, hide the ham.
38. You just don’t understand the delights of the door jam
Cats are notorious for their “Let me in, let me out” routine. They just seem to find the grass greener, metaphorically speaking, on the other side. Or maybe they just delight in being jerks.
Cats are picky. So, they won’t eat anything that’s not a part of their natural diet. But there are exceptions, of course…like this cat that’s got an unpleasant lesson coming to her.
40. These millennial cats and their technology
Sometimes, cats deserve shaming. But you also have to give them a bit of admiration. It’s quite impressive that this kitty learned how to shut off the Xbox. Okay, it’s also annoying…very annoying.
41. Well, it was an emergency
Cats love to sleep during the day, which means they have a lot of energy in the wee hours of the night. That makes them pretty oblivious to the sleep needs of their humans.
42. Someone’s not a fan of the new stepparent
Imagine having to go back to your local courthouse to ask for a second marriage license because your cat ate the first one. On the bright side, it would probably give them a chuckle.
43. Just protecting the family
You see a cat that’s made a colossal mess out of a roll of toilet paper. But in reality, she’s a fearless protector of the family — slayer of the toilet paper monster.
44. Guess we’ll talk to each other instead
Maybe this cat was just trying to help his humans communicate better by removing needless distractions. Or he was just being a giant jerk. Both are possibilities.
45. And he’ll do it again
While he didn’t just bite his owner’s nose, he also woke them up in the morning. Not only is that rude, but it’s also unfair. But breakfast time doesn’t wait so GET UP.
46. Dear cat owners: save your money
If you’re a new cat owner, let me tell you something right now: don’t buy your cat a bed. Your kitty will sleep anywhere but the bed, including inside of boxes and closets and even under furniture.
This sounds a lot like having a newborn baby: waking up every three hours or so to help a smaller creature. But unlike a baby, this cat doesn’t need anything. He’s just manipulative.
48. Long hair, don’t care
The best part of this is the #LOL at the end because this cat isn’t sorry. Did she cause her human pain and possibly earn her a doctor’s visit? Yes, but she had her reasons.
49. Too compassionate for her own good
Most cats have the opposite problem — they refuse to share food and they steal it from one another. But this little sweetheart’s so generous that she shares it all, letting herself go hungry.
50. Oliver’s a downright weirdo
This became stranger with every line. Oliver’s more than just a weird cat — he might be a bit of a pervert. Come on, Oliver, we live in a society with RULES.
51. For that price, you could get a new cat
I’m sure it was very scary at the moment as they rushed the kitty to the vet to make sure she was okay. But you can bet your life that they’ll never let her forget it.
52. Siblings never change
Just as with humans, cat sibling relationships can be fraught with drama. There are squabbles, fights, injuries, and if you’re lucky, the occasional moment of peace.
The Jigsaw Killer sounds like an amazing TV crime drama. You’d never know the killer was a chubby feline…until you saw the glint of her eyes, that is.
54. If she really loved you, she’d love your stinky breath, too
Cats are stereotypically very clean animals, but that doesn’t mean they’re polite about it. Delilah makes sure to clean her backside but always follows it up with some smelly kisses.
55. Well, they should have thought of that
Cats want what they want and they’re unashamed about getting it. So, you put your new, expensive TV in front of her favorite window. That sucker has to die.
It’s pretty common for cats to feel the need to “christen” their clean litter box to make sure it smells like them. But most of them are polite enough to wait until the human’ finished.
57. I’m going to join you
Of all the things that could happen while you’re in the bathroom, this isn’t one you expect. Frankly, if a cat jumped into the toilet while I was using it, I’d need therapy to heal from the experience.
58. Everything is mine, mine, mine
Cats, especially male cats, are territorial, especially if they haven’t been neutered. Unfortunately, marking their territory means “Everything I pee on is mine.”
Walking into this scene would be the equivalent of going to a nightclub back in 1965. The only difference is the suspicious lack of go-go boots and colored suit jackets.
60. Can I interest you in a breast massage?
Whether or not you have breasts, you can imagine how uncomfortable it would be to have a 17-pound cat on your chest. But that extra sensitive tissue makes it even more painful.
61. A feast fit for kings
This cat had a feast to remember. Starting with a fish course consisting of a can of delicious tuna. Then finishing with an expensive cheese course, which I’m sure his owner didn’t appreciate.
62. Well, what else was he supposed to do?
While cats are known for catching rodents, they’ll usually go for anything that moves, including bugs, frogs, bats, and birds. But don’t worry, this story has a happy ending: the dog ate the frog head.
63. And you thought cats didn’t like strawberry cake
If you have a cat, you’ll naturally be protective of a roast turkey or something similar on the counter. But you’d never guess the feline would go for a strawberry cake.
64. And because I’m gross
On one hand, the owner should be thankful it’s not something worse than used Q-tips. On the other hand, that’s gross and weird. What’s wrong with you, kitty?
Martin doesn’t care if it’s your birthday or not. If you’re not up in time to feed him, it’s a no-holds-barred situation. Get up or get peed on.
66. Reason #100 never to buy chia seeds
Chia seeds are touted as a superfood, but they taste awful and feel weird. And of course, if you have a cat, they might do something like this. So, let’s all just be unhealthy.
Do you think the utilities companies would buy it if you told them you were late on payment because your cat ate your bills? Oh, and waive all the late fees? Please and thank you.
68. He knows how to send a message
Cats don’t always understand that some of those unpleasant experiences — like getting worm medicine — are for their own good. He just thought his owner was being mean, so he replied in kind.
69. Evidence display No. 1
This cat might not look ashamed of his actions, but he certainly knows he’s been caught. In his defense, the pastry brush had olive oil on it and he couldn’t resist.
70. Now you can never leave
The owners say they can’t pack suitcases while he’s in the room. The moment they turn their backs, he climbs in and marks his territory.
Fun fact: when cats don’t bury their waste, it usually means they see themselves as authority figures. All the peasants have to smell the king’s poop.
72. When the owner’s away…
Tanuki seems to know when his owner will be away for long periods of time. He takes the opportunity to be as badly-behaved as possible…and he’s pretty good at it.
Hey, maybe he thought he was helping when he covered the poop with the towel. Of course, he could’ve just used the litter box in the first place.
74. But they were delicious
How do cats instinctively know to destroy the most expensive things in the house? It must just be a natural talent. It’s impressive and we hate it, thank you very much.
Don’t feel bad, Bubbles. Not everyone’s naturally good at giving gifts. If she really loved you, she’d appreciate the mouse you worked so hard to catch.
