This man is a seasoned professional at shopping with his wife. He knows the best way to nap in the store and it is not on a chair or bench. He made his way straight to the bedding department to take a nap.

By the look on this man’s face, perhaps never. And going by the shop that he’s in, no wonder he’s so uncomfortable. Hang in there, surely it will be over soon!

These dogs are excited to be shopping and out of the house. Too bad their dad does not have one iota of happiness about shopping. If only their excitement could rub off on him, he might have a better time.

This boyfriend is completely shocked that his girl is bringing another bag over for him to watch. How can one person need this many items? He is going to disappear within the bags by the end of their shopping excursion.

One man sat down and the rest quickly followed suit. They all might not know each other but they have united in their shared boredom. Ladies, please collect your men on the stairs before every man sits down and blocks the way.

He has been married to her for years but, somehow, he is surprised every time she spends all day at the mall. He takes her at her word when she says it will be a quick trip, but it is never a quick trip. He only has himself to blame at this point and he knows it.

Out of all the days of the year, Black Friday is the worst. Black Friday is shopping but on steroids. Black Friday has completely defeated this man, who is not just taking a nap but full on sleeping. Good luck on waking him up.

Shopping has made his world go upside down, he even forgot how to correctly use a chair. That does not look comfortable at all. He is going to regret this nap position when he wakes up and is sore all over.

The look on his face is one that is questioning how he ended up there. There is not one object of interest for him in the craft store and does not understand how he winded up spending so much time in one. We know why, because he loves his girlfriend.

She must have said it was the last store, ten stores before. He looks betrayed and has realized there is no end in sight. His juice is gone and so is the little hope he had left.

This husband has been at the store for so long he has become part of the store. He has turned into a defeated mannequin. Hopefully someone will buy him and let him finally leave.

This man should be listening to meditation music to help him zen out through his shopping experience. Whatever he is listening to does not seem to be helping because he looks like one sad boyfriend. Shopping days are the worst days and not even his favorite music can change it.

She is letting him know that she is buying all of the clothes. He might not be happy about it but she is preparing him by showing all the items she wants and she is nowhere near done yet. They still have other stores to go to.

He must be thinking of all the other activities he could have been doing instead of shopping. He wants to be anywhere except for the store. His daydreaming has only made him sad because his reality is more shopping.

These men said they would wait outside but did not realize how long they would be waiting. They do not regret their decision because people watching is better than sitting in the store. They also know they are not alone in their suffering.

Not only did he have to sit through an entire day of shopping but she also had to take a picture of his misery. He did not have it in him to smile. He is not a happy boyfriend today but he has one happy girlfriend.

If he keeps reading about the world outside of the store he can pretend he is still a part of it. His wife might have left him behind but he does not mind in the least. He is going to keep reading the entire newspaper and when he is finished, he will find another one.

These men are not lone wolves. They have banded together and made a pack. They will not wait alone, they will stay strong and wait together. This pack welcomes men of all ages that are waiting on their loved ones.

At the end of the day even Santa Claus is a man. Santa has forgotten that he is working and has fallen asleep on the job. This is why he has elves create his toys at his house, he cannot stay awake at the mall.

Hopefully no woman wants to look at the clothes on this rack because their is a full grown man using it as a hiding spot. He is not just sitting on the ledge, he is completely laying down on it. He only has a few minutes of rest before his significant other or an employee finds him and tells him to move.

This boyfriend is one item away from a total breakdown. He cannot even reach his own drink at this point and is about to break. He is still new to the shopping with your girlfriend game and was unprepared for it.

He was so close to the exit doors but she spotted another store right near the end. He thought he had made it, he was so close, yet so far. He had hung in there all day but when he was tricked out of leaving, that is when he was defeated. He cannot even look at the doors, only the ceiling and the choices that led him there.

You would think that they would be excited about their significant other buying new underwear, bras or lingerie, but they are not. The idea sounded great but when they realized they had to go shopping with her to get it, they became bummed. Just buy anything at this point and the men will be happy.

He does not even remember when they came to the store. Was it this morning? Yesterday? Weeks ago? Time has stopped meaning anything for him as he sits and waits for his wife to come back and tell him it’s time to go home. Will she ever come back?

When she told him to get comfortable, she did not mean that comfortable. He made himself right at home with no shame. He even took his shoes off, knowing he was going to be there for a long time.

He is showing the four stages every man goes through on a shopping excursion. Their hope of leaving soon slowly leaves their body as the day drags on. As their hope leaves, so does their shame in showing their frustration or boredom.

He has to keep reminding himself to take deep breaths. His deep breathing will keep him from getting more angry or frustrated, more than he already is. He should probably add in a calming mantra as well because he seems to be losing the battle and breaking down.

There are three men in this picture and they do not know each other. They are all separated and sleeping, but they all understand each other. There is no judgement between these three men, only acceptance that sleeping is the best way to pass the time.

He told his wife that he was only going to sit down for a second, but his body had a different plan. He has fallen asleep in a sturdy sitting position. The moment his arms give out is the moment his nap is done. Stay strong arms, stay strong.

His girlfriend has been trying on swimsuits for so long that summer is already over or at least he feels that way. He must be dreaming of wintertime when their is no reason to buy a swimsuit. Yet, in winter she will need a new coat and he will be right back shopping. No season is safe.

He thought his best place was to wait right outside the doors. That way he can try to convince her she is done shopping the moment she walks out. The plan went awry when she never came out, so know he is sitting outside the doors and waiting.

Meet bag man. When his girlfriend told him to hold her purse, many women followed her lead. He does not even know who’s bag is whose anymore and has fallen asleep on the job. The purses are just going to have to watch themselves.

His girlfriend told him she just had to exchange one item really quick, but that was hours ago. That look is him trying to say “I should have known better.” There is no such thing as a quick exchange.

His mom knows that her son is never too young to learn how to wait on a shopping woman. It is never going to change young man, you will spend many hours waiting on a woman in stores. He is already learning how to get comfortable in stores with no shame, quick learner.

Those mannequins are striking their best model pose. This gentlemen is posing the look of a defeated boyfriend at the mall and he has nailed it.

This must be his favorite store too because he is blending right in with the mannequins. If he stays still long enough other customers might not even realize he is a real human. This must be his plan, so he does not have to talk to any person while he waits.

Why does she ask for his opinion if she is going to get what she wants no matter what he says? He has already told her the top looks great ten times but she still is unsure about it. His crossed hands are letting her know that he will not be defeated by their endless shopping.

He chose his pair of shoes over an hour ago but his lady has not made up her mind. This calls for a nap next to his new pair of shoes while he waits. As long as he stays asleep, she can keep shopping.

It is unclear if he is asleep or has laid his head down in defeat. Is he hiding his tears in her scarf or just resting his eyes? Which route of defeat do you think he is taking: tears or sleep?

The older gentleman needs to take a tip from the child next to him, bring any form of entertainment to pass the time. The kid knows that if he keeps his mind busy then time will go a lot faster. Some times it is the young that teach the adults.

This man was caught by his significant other in his misery and instead of taking pity, she took a picture. She has no shame in how long it takes her to shop and he knows it too.

He is a wise, wise man. He knows that while his wife says they will shop together, that she really wants to shop alone. He does not mind this and brings his game of solitaire to pass the time. His wife has no pressure about time because her husband can play solitaire for hours.

Men can fall asleep in any position and these two men are leading the way. One head is falling to the side and the other’s head is falling forward. Yet, neither uncomfortable position has woken them up. That is a talent.

This man cannot look at anymore rugs. Instead he is going to sleep on the rugs until his wife chooses one. She should probably choose the one he is sleeping on, it has to be comfortable enough for him to fall asleep.

The Miserable Men Instagram account captions, “First you’ll hold your mom’s purse. Then the girlfriends. Then comes the wife’s purse. That’s your future, son.”

If he is going to be stuck inside the store all day, he might as well make himself literally stuck. He found the smallest spot to wait in. He must feel like he is being imprisoned, so he gave himself the jail bars to prove it.

He was fed and then told to watch the cart. Those two should have been switched because with a full stomach, he fell right asleep. His version of watching the cart is keeping a hold of it, so if someone takes it, it will wake him up. Hey, at least he has a plan.

He has lost all his hope of leaving. His friend still has a bit of hope because he is still sitting but he has lost the will to even sit anymore. He is face down on the floor and rethinking about all the decisions that led him to laying on the floor of a mall.

He is remembering date nights before they had children. There was movies, drinking, and dancing. Now his wife makes him go to Bed, Bath and Beyond on their date nights. He never knew that marriage date nights would end up here.

He really tried his best. He tried to stay present and interested in his girlfriend’s shopping, but eventually sleep overtook him. He gets an A for effort and a better luck next time.

He never knew that his son would turn into a great shopping partner and by shopping partner, we mean nap partner. He can now explain his napping at the mall is only because his son fell asleep on him, which made him fall asleep. Yet, we all know that is just another excuse and not the real reason.

This young boy is trying to learn from the best on how to wait during a shopping trip with a woman. Their first lesson was find the nearest chair to wait in. He is excited now but that excitement will be long gone by the time he is an adult.

This man looks like a lost young boy. He has lost his wife in the store and does not know what to do without her. If he stays in one place maybe she will find his way back to him.

He must know his wife well enough to know she is going to need an extra cart. He is going to sit out round one and wait for the second round. He is ready and prepared for her return with the extra cart. He will exchange carts and sit with her loaded cart during her second round.

When you cannot find an empty chair, you do your best to find a position to relax in. This man went with a squatting position while he waits in the store. If he actually falls asleep he will fall over, it is like he is balancing on a tight rope.

His wife is going to have trouble finding him. He has been asleep for so long that he has blended in with the merchandise. Hopefully he told his wife where he was going to wait for her.

The only item he is purchasing on this shopping trip is the bean bag he fell asleep on. He is going to bring this portable cushion with him on every future shopping trip. It might look uncomfortable but he has never had a more relaxing time, while waiting in a store.

He found the comfiest lounge chair and fell asleep to dreams of being far away from the store. He is dreaming of himself on the same lounge chair but sitting poolside with a nice, cold drink in his hand. He is going to be quite disappointed when he wakes up.

This man does not know how long he has been in this store. He does not even know who he is anymore because the waiting at the store has brought on an existential crisis. He is physically at the store but his mind is in a faraway place.

This father and son team are so alike, they even sleep alike. They have arms crossed, head to the side, and mouth open. The son should look at this picture and see his future self, still waiting for a woman while she shops.

This is a new version of musical chairs. The boyfriends of all the shoppers sit in these chairs until their time is up. Well, when their girlfriend’s time in the store is finally done. Once one leaves a chair, a new man comes.

This husband is very unhappy being stuck in the store. He might have found a comfortable chair to wait in, but he is going to sit with a pout to let everyone know he is not happy about it. He should consider himself lucky, most men do not find such a comfortable chair.

This man will have nightmares about shoe shopping for the rest of his life. He was left with all the shoes, new and old, but was left behind by his actual family members.

Kids might ask their parents, “are we there yet?” all the time, but boyfriends at the mall ask “are we done yet?” just as much. This boyfriend cannot handle one more store. He has asked her if they are done yet after every store and the answer has always been no.

This boyfriend wanted to give his girlfriend some payback after a day spent at the mall. So, he is spending the day at the hardware store and towing her along. He found the only store that she is not interested in. Nicely played sir.