Remember when you were a kid and you’d out fruit on your head and pretend to be one of those Caribbean dancers? This dad is starting his kid off early. Well, I guess that’s what you get for letting your husband go to Michael’s.

Honestly, it is pretty satisfying to hit that 100,000 mile mark. Sure, it would be much preferred if it were 10,000, but a man can only do so much. That’s a lot of fun the family can have in 100,000 miles!

Before you do this at your wedding, make sure that you’re the best looking guy in your wedding party and with the best body. After that, you’re set for a lifetime of comparing, just like when you were kids.

This looks stranger than it is. The truth be told, this dude is a seller on Amazon, so that’s why he has a bunch of shark suits. However, that doesn’t explain why he and his friend are dressed as them and he’s ironing them out.

This girl went to her parents house to do laundry. It didn’t take her dad long to find her pajamas and slip them on. Was he proud of them or making fun? Either way, it is a classic way to embarass your daughter.

We don’t know where this dad got this Rowan Atkinson cutout, but we do know why. He places it around the house to scare his daughter. And she thought she was in for a nice, relaxing shower.

This husband went through the trouble of printing and cuting out this Dilophosaurus from Jurassic Park. Look at those clean edges! He then attached it to his wife’s air freshener that would “spit” every 30 minutes.

Yes, we get it, we can see the glue he used to construct this, but maybe that’s not against the rules. He is still a child at heart, stacking Cheerios on his daughter’s head. What do you do with your day off?

This dad thought he was home alone. His daughter heard him laughing and went to see why. It’s a good thing he’s just riding a dinosaur, because that’s about the least scarring thing he could have been doing.

This wife conviced her husband to go to a wine and pallete with her. He was supposed to draw a tree and this is what he ended up with. To be fair, that’s probably his wife who made her tree blue.

No kitties were harmed in the making of this photoshoot. Just this man’s pride. It reminds me of being a low level in an RPG then finding this high level weapon. Who cares what it looks like?

Making forts never gets old does it? According to this manchild, it doesn’t. His wife found him like this. What makes things worse is that he is watching Disney channel. Is that That’s So Raven?

This has husband written all over it. There are about three words that are 100% written by a preteen boy or a grown man, everyone else has more dignity. Eh, at least he’s not cheating on you.

This has to give you vertigo! Not spooning the dog, but laying down and watching your screen on its side. How lazy do you have to be to do this? There’s not even a bed or couch!

Okay, you have to hear this! This dad got his head stuck between the posts when he was trying to feed a dead bee to a spider that lived in the bushed under their porch. Yeah, it is kind of sweet.

Look, all the essentials in adorable containers. Sugar, rice, coffee, tea, and…oh yeah, let’s just keep scrolling. Hate to be a witness to what this husband did to the kitchen!

You know, it’s kind of a relief when your guy is a Brony instead of some other kind of addict. He could be watching other women on that screen, but he isn’t. He’s watching equestrian girls.

You’d think that girls were the ones that were suckers for a sale, but it turns out, men are! This husband couldn’t resist buying all the ice cream the store had when there was a sale on it.

This wife got so worried when she was missing her husband in Toys R’ Us that she called her own sister and told her she couldn’t find him. A few minutes later, she happened upon this scene.

This husband cleaned the kitchen and arranged the fridge magnets like this. We would complain, but come on, anyone who cleans the kitchen can get by with anything in it they want.

A few years ago, this dude accidentally ordered a two-person tent meant for tiny children. He thought it would be fun to take it camping and pretend to sleep in it. And yes, he does kind of look like Russel Crowe.

When this wife heard her husband telling the dog to sit and stay still, she decided to go investigate. Turns out, he was trying to get him to become one. They are pretty cute.

This couple went to the grocery store and came home with an apple basket. With no fruit to put in it, the husband decided they should fill it with Hostess Cup Cakes. They’ve crossed a line.

This girl’s mom make the kids dinosaur tales for Christmas because she’s a cool grandma. Well, it seems her husband enjoyed them more than anyone, and he looks so cool playing guitar with it on! Anatomy aside.

This may just be the coolest mid-life crisis we’ve ever seen. This dad bought a giant Predator replica online and has it on display in the living room. Is he divorced because that’s how you get a divorce.

This grandpa is 90-years-old. At that point, he’s allowed to do whatever he wants. In this case, he decided to create a battlestation. This is one cool grandpa, he was the one that taught his grandkids how to use PC, iPad, and other tech stuff.

Nobody move! Yeah, that usually works when someone isn’t about to explode in a Barbie car! No one cared enough to safe this elf from disaster. Perhaps he should stay on the shelf from now on.

Whenever this boyfriend slipped his juice at this restaurant, the waitress bought him a lid and straw. She may have been making fun and she may have been flirting. Either way, it’s adorable.

Every store should have one of these. If your girl is looking for shoes, you should be able to play Asteroids and if your husband is looking for bait and tackle, you should be able to beat the high score on Pac-Man.

This doesn’t seem real, but if someone would even pay for an ad like this, then they deserve us to laugh at it. Yeah, it does say that the police cleared the scene “expeditiously.”

This man is both a child and a legend. He has taken a picture of his new phone every time he upgrades since his very first cell phone. He then puts the picture as his background and takes a picture of that! Drives his wife crazy.

Just when this girl thought her boyfriend was ready to grow up, she finds him blasting off to another planet. So long cruel world, it’s time for him to meet the Martians.

When this dude was asked to witness this couple’s marriage at the Justice of the Peace, he wore his favoritue suit. At least the coupel didn’t dress up or else this would be awkward.

No, this isn’t a wine bottle opener or cork screw. This is what is used to remove eyeballs in the operating room and when children misbehave. At least that’s what this father convinced his children.

This boyfriend ordered 500 googly eyes on Amazon for…reasons. This is one of those reasons. If this is jsut the beginning, I’m not sure that we want to see what the rest of them are.

This might not be the best picture but the story is priceless. This woman was pushing her old husband across the parking lot on the cart at Costco. They even gave this picture taker a thumbs up as they passed.

This is what happens when you let your husband dress the tree. He turns it into his version of a Mexican Christmas tree…for three minutes at least. As soon as the wife walked in it was back to Baby’s First Christmas and grandma’s wedding ornaments.

Everyone has their things they fangirl/fanboy over. But you can’t say you’re as big of a fan as this dad right here. He wants to get up close and personal with Clint Eastwood.

This strange man was sneaking and blowing bubbles at passerbys at the airport. He was simply spreading joy to those caught in the weekday rush. Props to him letting his inner child out.

This man looks sad, but he’s really having the time of his life. He’s 32 and he just bought a new pool for their deck! Needless to say, he doesn’t have kids and bought it for himself to enjoy.

It took weeks for this wife to notice what her husband did to their corn starch. Surely, she’ll get the “clever girl” reference when she does see it. I have to say, this one is actually pretty cute.

You haven’t seen crazy until you’ve seen this guy let loose with a label maker. He bought one at the story…again…for reasons, and this is the first thing he did. Do you think we should explain the concept to him?

This is against the rules, but we won’t tell if you won’t tell. Not only is he enjoying the play place more than his nephew, but he also has the best ugly Christmas sweater on!

This never gets old! When his wife weighs herself, her husband adds a few pounds and she’s none the wiser. It works out well too because she’ll work really hard and a couple weeks later will have lost a significant amount of weight.

This husband was supposed to be working, but when his wife walked into his “office,” this is what she was met with. She should probably just walk away now before things get even weirder.

This dude loves to make different faces for his girlfriend. This time, he really takes the cake with this perfect pickle face. It fits her perfectly and it makes her look like she’s eating her kin.

This is what happens when the new Star Wars toys come out. The men are there at midnight! The kids won’t get their parents to bring them until the middle of the day. Sometimes it pays to be an adult.

Most girls won’t let their husband pick out anything in the house. It seems harsh, but there’s a good reason. Whenever you do, you end up with Jeff Goldblum staring at you as you use the toilet.

When this guy was 12, he was attacked by a howler monkey. Now that he’s grown, he tries to move past that experience. But when he visited his Costa Rica where his dad runs a tour, he found himself on a postcard!

This is the best way to learn the phases of the moon! Really though, what happened is it rained during the eclipse so no one could see it. This dad improvised and let them experience it indoors.

This woman went to the kitchen for five minutes and returned to find her husband had made a fort for the cats, which they loved! The problem is, now she doesn’t have a place to sit.

When her brother really wanted to swim with his turtle, this sister made it happen. Just look at how cute they are holding hands. This is a friendship that will last a lifetime.

When this husband packed his wife’s lunch, this is what he ended up with. She will be full of fruit and have a new pair of shoes at the end of the day. Yeah, that 20 isn’t going to buy her lunch.

This dad drove out of his way on a cross-country trip just so he could chug wate rin front of a sign that says Chugwater. Now that is some next level dad joking right there. The double glasses helps too.

This man tells a story with his unedited pictures of his work space. He parties, says “hi” to all of his favortie coworkers, and gets to prove that he’s the most attractive person in the office.

This is decent photoshopping skills. Oh wait, those guns aren’t photoshopped, they are vases this dude found at Target. You think women buy needless things at Target, then you should take a man.

This is the real boss baby! He hasn’t quite grown into his suit yet. But hey, this is what happens when you let your husband watch his own child for an hour and he needs a change of clothes.

To be fair, everyone does this with their eyes. But most of us aren’t brave enough to use a pen as proof. This is what this wife came home to and she doesn’t have children. Yep, he even left a half-empty bowl…

This is what happens when women are taken out of the picture. These dudes replicate their childhood fantasties and make Mickey proud. Oh wait, even Mickey is ashamed of them.

This man is a contracter. His name is Ted. He likes to sign his name under every mirror that he installs. That is a good story. His niece took this picture and was very amused by what she had witnessed.

This is how mature this 38-year-old man is. He found a potato in the pantry that looked like this. Most of us would just cut it up like any other potato. But he decided to post it online and call it a buttato.

This dad looks quite crazy. This is the night his daughter got married. He brought out the sparklers and we don’t want to know what happened next. Let’s just hope he likes his new son-in-law.

This is one handsome young man. His human daddy dresses him up in all sorts of stuff but he doesn’t mind. He’s the one who gets the treats in the end so is the joke really on him?

Yeah, it’s true, they don’t even know what they are doing. According to these Home Depot “employees,” they are adults and they get to decide what that means. They also get to decide what the heck they are trying to be.

This is a team effort. This boyfriend uses the cat to catch all of the bugs in the house. Or perhaps it’s the cat who uses him. That makes a lot more sense in the end. Either way, they get the job done.

This looks so real! This husband thought it would be funny to take the Halloween decor and distribute it throughout the store to scare people away. These rollbacks aren’t going anywhere!

This is genius! This guy got tired of his toddler pulling his mouse off and getting into his cords. So he used the baby gate to ward him off. Everyone looks happy so I guess it’s all good.

This husband was in charge of one little task for dinner. He was to cut the vents for the turkey pot pie. What did he do? He chose to make the pie into Jabba the Hutt.

If you don’t get this, you are much too mature for men like this. He actually pulled over so he could take a picture of the word “BOOBS” written on the meter. Yes, he is a man of culture.

When this wife thought her husband was running on the treadmill, she went to congratulate him. Turns out, he was actually seing how fast the fire truck could go. Well, it was a nice thought anyway.

This sign has a lot of passion in it. Looks like someone cut this poor horse’s hair in the worst way. Everyone has had those bangs at some point and if they are smart, they hated them too.

Yes, this is about as mature as you can get. You are old enough to pick up a box of tampons but young enough at heart to write Xbox before every 360 on the box. He even put it back where he found it!

When this flight was delayed 12 hours, this boyfriend tried to find something to do. When he went missing, his girlfriend found him at a Disney movie marathon with the kids.

This dad was getting ready for his run and then laid down for a second on the floor. It didn’t take long for that second to turn into a thirty minute nap. Yeah, the run never happened.

Remember the episode of Friends where Chandler takes a bath and falls in love with it? This is very similar. His wife heard him giggling and walked in on this pleased face.