If you’re an only-child, you may have yearned to have a brother or sister that you could tease.
But, if you’re anything like these poor siblings, you’ll wish they were never born!
From brothers that photobomb selfies by dropping their pants to sisters who wrap up pugs in bubble wrap, these 75 sibling pranks prove that family can be the meanest – and funniest – people on the planet!
1) “My sister just got married, she asked me to save her a newspaper from her wedding day.”
Well, what can you do? Her sister literally asked for it! Is there such a thing as divorcing your sibling?
2) The Ice-Cold Evil Sister
Just because you’re siblings doesn’t mean you’re anything alike. The good news is that all three flavors are intact, but you only get a bite of each.
3) “My sister is a vegan. Last night she & a few friends crashed & passed out in my pad. She’s going to be so confused when she wakes up.”
Oh the look of horror on her face when she wakes up! But, that’s what siblings are for. They’re there to capture every awkward moment you wish you never had!
4) “Ever want to punch your little brother before?”
The desire doesn’t go away just because you’re all grown up. He’s not even my brother, and I want to wipe the smirk off of his face!
“This pr*** was holding this high over his head as I came down the escalator. Edit: I’ve never been to rehab. I flew from Texas to California to visit him after his 4th or 5th deployment. He’s active duty AF.”
5) The Nicolas Cage Prank
This guy picked totally random places to stick Nicolas Cage’s face, including toilet paper rolls and the tips of shoes. With brothers like this, who needs enemies?
“So my brother thinks Nicolas Cage is a big d-bag. We have a history of pranking each other in ridiculous ways, so my gf and I came up with the idea…..”
6) All I want is Vladimir Putin for Christmas.
What a fun little game! Next up are Stalin and Lenin.
“I replaced a picture of my sister with one of Vladimir Putin before my family came over for Christmas, they haven’t noticed yet.”
7) “My wife just graduated from the police academy and her sister sent these to our house.”
What an awesome sister! As long as you ignore the cheeky intentions behind it, what you end up with is lots of free food! Just don’t go walking around with a “glazed” look in your eye on your first day of duty.
8) “So my cocky younger brother made me a playlist.”
Awww, the brotherly love definitely shows. Who else would even take the time to tell you:
“Hey Douche Bag, you are very ape. Sorry, I didn’t really mean it. Oh, no wait, yes I did. Ha, haha, ha! Ur so gay.”
9) “Today was extremely hot and my brother offered me this. I don’t know if I should be angry or impressed.”
Looks like your brother is full of hollow promises. Better fill up that empty space with his head!
10) “My brother had to work, so he asked me to save him a little bit of everything….”
Well, it is Thanksgiving. So his brother has to be thankful, right? Or so that’s how
11) “Girls, where’s your sister?”
Ever just “play” with your baby sister like this? Get ’em while they’re young like this one – she won’t even remember where her crippling claustrophobia came from!
12) “My sisters nickname is giraffe because she has a long neck. She hates it. This is going to be my birthday to her, lol.”
Ornery siblings are a birthday girl’s best friend. They’re always there to make you feel even more awkward than you already do?
13) “I owed my brother $1,000.”
So, instead of paying him back the nice way, he went all pirate of the high seas on him.
First, he got $1,000 in $1 coins. Then he got a treasure chest, made a map, and put it inside a tiny little bottle.
I would have made him hunt for the coins with the treasure map, but I guess that’s why I’m not one of the best siblings ever!
14) “So I send my sister a snapchat of a party I had when my parents where gone. She sent me this back. (It’s my dad).”
Sisters that rat you out are the meanest! Thankfully this one was just pulling a prank. She got her dad to point at the camera without telling him what it was for.
15) “My younger brother everyone.”
Here’s a good example of a scary sibling. This is the sort of brother you don’t want to run into when all the lights are out in the house!
16) “Okay, so my little brother did this whilst nobody else was home. I think it’s fair to say HE IS THE SPAWN OF SATAN.”
This is pure evil. His little brother filled glasses with water, and flipped them upside down.
17) “My brother changed our names on his netflix account…”
If Parasite 1 and 2 are his siblings, then he’s even more brilliant for pitting them against each other with this parasite hierarchy! The grumpy icon for Parasite 1 makes this even more hilarious!
18) “Sending weirdly cropped photos to my brother.”
Way to freak out your brother! They think it’s one thing, and then you surprise them with something totally different. It takes some real imagination to pull this off!
19) “I got this shirt to support my brother, who is bravely serving in the Armed Forces.”
Who needs a “band of brothers” when you’ve got a real bro like this one waiting for you back home? Brandon’s everywhere will be jealous this Brandon was lucky enough to get this silly shirt (and silly brother).
20) “Brother of the year.”
I think we all know how this one is going to go down. First she’s going to wet the bed, and then she’s going to scream for mom to disown her little brat of a brother!
21) “I changed my sister’s bathroom art while dog sitting. She still doesn’t realize that it doesn’t say “HOPE”.”
But, the poop looks so pretty! Sometimes when you stare at something for so long, it just starts to blend into the background and you don’t really notice the little changes.
22) “My fiancé and I wrapped all of the contents of his sister’s fridge.”
This might not be a bad thing, especially if his sister is a foodie! Imagine being delighted all over again when you open up your own bottle jalapeno-sriracha ketchup!
I think her brother has been watching too many of the wrong movies on the Internet. When the cops tell you to put your hands up, it doesn’t mean drop your pants and hump the wall.
24) “Asked my brother to meet me at a popular restaurant for dinner, he showed up like this.”
Wait, didn’t your parents warn you not to talk to strange pandas that only eat bamboo shoots for dinner? How can you be sure this one is actually your brother?
25) “My friend turned 21 today, his little sister wrote him a custom card.”
There’s nothing like a good sister to give you some historical perspective and put you in your place. Backhanded compliments are always the best!
“By your age, Joan of Arc led France to victory, Jane Austin wrote Pride and Prejudice, and Steve Jobs founded Apple. But Hey. GO YOU!”
26) “I kept complaining that my new yoga routine wasn’t helping me lose weight. My brother then sent me this.”
Well, there you have it. The mystery has been solved by your snarky little bro!
27) She didn’t tell her brothers she had a boyfriend, and then THIS!
This is probably why she hid her boyfriend from her brothers. She didn’t want him to know that she’s related to 80’s headbanger mullet men rednecks who love to wear Daisy Dukes.
“My sister hid the fact that she had a boyfriend from my brothers and I for 4 months. Tonight was the first time we got to meet him, so we decided to dress up for the occasion.”
28) “My brother is ridiculous.”
Yes, he’s definitely one silly little pea. But he’s also right – that’s the baddest jug of milk I’ve ever seen!
29) “I see your tie wraps. And raise you my mechanic brother in law.”
This was his brother-in-law’s idea of gift wrap. SCORE! He’ll never figure out that there wasn’t actually anything in there.
30) “My Girlfriend is moving house, she left her sister alone and then this happened.”
This pug is now totally squish-proof! Just don’t talk about his bubble butt out loud. He’s a really sensitive pooch!
31) “My brother mailed me a potato again.”
Wait, you can mail potatoes like this? I guess the joke’s really on the post office when they start getting inundated with a new crop of spammy spud mail!
32) “My best friend got married yesterday, his sister held on to this for 20 years just for his wedding day.”
What a sweet sister to hold onto something for 20 years, just so she can throw it back in her brother’s face! That’s what siblings are for.
“I hate girls. I will never date them or marry them. Billy.”
33) “The first year my little brother gets me anything for Christmas and he gets me this…”
This little brother thinks he’s being funny. And he is! But the joke’s on him, because batteries always come in handy.
34) “Got revenge on my sister by hiding her science presentation in a maze of folders.”
Note to self: don’t ever piss off your brother. He has a sneaky way of getting revenge!
35) “Ordered new sneakers, asked little brother for pics while I’m at work.”
Awww, what a sweet kid. He’s taking great care of your stuff while you’re at work!
36) “Mom: your sister is sleeping in your room tonight. Sister: I can’t wait!”
Let the games begin! First up is Jenga, but with a loaf bread. We’ll just go with the flow and gauge her reaction after that.
37) “What my brother does with my phone.”
She should consider herself lucky if that’s all her brother does with her phone. He’s just too cute to get mad at!
38) He got one homemade sock for Christmas.
This impatient brother just couldn’t wait for his little sister to finishing making the other one. So this happened.
“My 11 year old sister knit me a single Christmas sock. “You’ll get the other one on your birthday,” she told me as she handed me the sock, ‘I got tired and didn’t want to make it.'”
39) “The “cake” the restaurant gave my sister for her birthday.”
Just what the annoying older brother ordered! A special birthday dessert for his dear, sweet sis.
40) “My brother taped this outside my bedroom window, just above my bed.”
Needless to say, this poor sibling flipped as soon as he walked in! Making your grown-up brother wet his pants is the ultimate sibling prank!
41) “My brother asked for an electric toothbrush, this is on its way.”
Yuuuuup, he’s that brother! The kind that make you feel all gross with simple things like brushing your teeth.
42) “Girlfriend’s brother was very honest today.”
It kills his soul to wish his sister Happy Valentine’s Day. But, he had to do it because his mom made him!
43) “So today my brother texts me…”
What’s that scar from? It’s because I cut you when you killed my hamster. Duh!
44) “30+ years of research shows, if you give a kid a Nintendo, he will give his little sister an unplugged controller.”
It happens all the time. A smart pants brother tries to pull one over on his sister – and it works!
45) “My little brother’s teacher was a little concerned about the paper he had written in class, boy am I glad he cant spell and that I have photographic evidence.”
That’s pretty savage for a much-older sibling to be pranking his kid bro like that!
46) “My friend’s sister had some fun with his gift wrapping.”
It’s always the creative siblings who manage to steal your heart. Pranks like these are the best gifts ever!
47) “I’m color blind. Today is my birthday, my brother got this shirt for me as a gift.”
If you’re color blind this might look like a tortilla. But it actually says, “F*** the color blind!” Same to you, bro!
48) “My sister recently cut off about a foot of hair. She knows it creeps me out, shampoos it regularly, and places it around the house.”
Any sister who plays with her hair is normal. But, a sister who cuts her hair, shampoos it, and lets it roam around the house like a pet is a complete psycho!
49) “My sister and I had an argument and she chopped the bristles off of my toothbrush. Why???”
Who even thinks of doing this? Most siblings would dunk the toothbrush in the toilet and have a secret laugh. But, this is really sending them a message!
50) “My sister gave me the most thoughtful gift of all…”
She’s so amazing, she thought her brother needed another one just like her! But, it looks like she came up a little bit short on this gift.
51) “My sister gave me a very honest gift.”
Well, it’s the thought that counts, right? Maybe she thought her brother was a cat.
52) “My brother said his girlfriend is coming over. Placing these items on his bed should make up for the beatings I took as a kid.”
Haha evil brother alert! Revenge like this tastes oh so sweet.
53) “My older brother always gets the last laugh on me.”
This is what happens when siblings who always have to have the last laugh are forced to get creative. He should have duct-taped a penny in there to make it sting even more!
54) “I’m swamped with work all winter but my brother gets to go to VAIL to ski. Just sent me this photo.”
Well, you have to admit, he’s a fast learner. He looks like the smug-monster next to that fireplace!
55) “Made my sister a housewarming gift!”
What a sweet gift! It’s kind of like Passover, but with Godzilla.
56) “My sister’s birthday is coming up.”
Childhood trauma soap is the best! Every time you shower, you’re reminded why mom and dad never loved you.
57) “I asked my brother to take care of my puppy while I was away. I returned to this image as my wallpaper.”
I don’t see a problem here. Who doesn’t love puppy wallpapers?
58) “Birthday card from my brother. Feeling loved.”
This brother is actually quite brilliant. He got a checkmate and his to-do list done in one fell swoop!
59) “My sister wanted a blanket for Christmas. My brother and I delivered.”
I don’t think snuggling up with her goofy brothers is what she had in mind. This is not the sort of blanket you want to cuddle with your boyfriend in.
60) Crafty little peanut made an Apple watch for her big brother.
Some pranks deserve all the hearts in the world! Just don’t push the red button – it could be a trick!
“After my heart surgery, I jokingly said to my little sister that I could use an Apple Watch, because of it’s heart rate monitor. She delivered.”
61) “The moments older brothers live for…..”
Water balloons, check. Unsuspecting little brothers within reach, check. Perfect moments like this are so worth the wait!
62) “My sister is lending me her old laptop so I can work remotely while I’m home for the holidays…”
Sooooo…what did this look like before you decorated it to your liking? You can’t pin your unicorn sticker fetish on your sister!
63) “Wrapped my sister up like a cocoon, this was her face when she realised she couldn’t get out.”
One day she might forgive her brother for wrapping her up like a tortilla. But in the meantime, it doesn’t look like she has any brotherly love for her cheeky tormentor.
64) “Brother sent me a check. He thinks he’s so funny… made the teller blush.”
I think the wrong person is blushing! This should be enough to make any man and his private bits turn beet red!
65) “My sister gave me this at my baby shower.”
This “Count Boobula” gift is so awesome! Good thing it came from her sister, though, because it would be kind of creepy coming from a brother.
66) Leave it to a jealous sibling to remind you about your humble beginnings.
Maryanna wanted to be a dishwasher when she was 4 years old. With this economy there’s still a good chance she has a shot at her dream job!
“After telling my older sister that I got my acceptance letter from Berkeley (my dream school), she sent me this a few hours later with the title ‘humble beginnings.'”
67) “Bought my sister a Snickers today.”
At first it seemed a very nice sentiment, but then she read what it said. Leave it to brothers . . .
68) “Long story short: I HATE my brother.”
That’s what you get for not keeping an eye on your brother who is driving you home in a bulldozer. This is a perfect prank in the making!
“My brother was giving me a ride home from the neighbors and I wasn’t paying attention and when I looked up I was over the garden which had been filled with rain.”
69) “My brother teases our little sister with chalkboard drawings every day. This was today’s.”
Emma must be a redhead. And her brother must be that thing people are always aiming for when they try to pin the tail on the donkey!
70) “So, my sister asked me to babysit. I think I’m doing a good job.”
Eh, kids and dogs, it’s all the same. They all require feeding, and crate training teaches them how to behave themselves. It’s all good!
71) “Exactly 27 years ago, my mom took the perfect picture of me and my sister. Some things never change.”
This looks like typical sibling rivalry, but here’s an unexpected plot twist. Maybe the birthday girl is actually the kiddo on the left, and her evil sister is the one in the middle!
72) “Sometimes, I really hate my brother.”
Hey, he saved you the best piece! And if you’re OCD, he made sure that you’re even more fired up about this pie hole!
73) “Opened my first Hanukkah gift from my brother.”
Huh. Rainbows and Hitler on a magic red carpet ride. I’d say his brother is evil, but the person who designed this shirt is doubly so!
74) “Asked my sister to surprise me with a birthday cake.”
There’s a hidden meaning in there somewhere. Whatever you do, don’t eat the grass!
75) “What my brother gave me for graduation.”
Being the mediocre brother sometimes pays off. Maybe when he gets married he’ll earn the other half of the construction paper that was ripped off.
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If you’re an only-child, you may have yearned to have a brother or sister that you could tease.
But, if you’re anything like these poor siblings, you’ll wish they were never born!
From brothers that photobomb selfies by dropping their pants to sisters who wrap up pugs in bubble wrap, these 75 sibling pranks prove that family can be the meanest – and funniest – people on the planet!
