People embark on DIY projects for a number of reasons. Some do it because they love being creative, while others are just penny pinchers who think they can do a better job making their own version of whatever.

But, there comes a time when some of these hilariously tacky, tasteless, and flat out crazy projects are no longer about the how-to’s, but rather why these brain fart monstrosities were even created!

So go ahead and check out these 50 crazy DiWHY’s, but for the love of all that is normal and sane, please don’t get any ideas and try this at home. You may think that shower nozzle bidets and spur-heeled flip flops are what’s been missing in your life, but you’re probably just missing a few brain cells in your head.